(The crapola flows like the rain)
('Cause Josh and Jane)
(Work for Hussein)



If you sweep up the floor
At a solar light store
That's a green job
If you drive a school bus
Or just gas the thing up
That's a green job

Stats will rise
Like Obama lies
Make you roll your eyes
And you say
Something smell-a
Loons will say
Hippy-hip-hooray
All our Chevrolet
Will display, a fuel cell-a

If your kid runs a stand,
Lemonade, squeezed by hand
That's a green job
If you cut peoples locks
Use hair for, oil boom socks
That's a green job
If you run, a thrift store
Sell used stuff, crap galore
That's a green job
Ruse it be, you don't need
An ivy-league degree
To keep score-eh

If you cap methane gas
Placing corks in cows ass
That's a green job
If you give french fry grease
For an altered Caprice
That's a green job

Press will sing
Like that crooner Bing
Or Miss Carol King
Or that Brit, named Adelle-a
Farce you say
Just like Fannie Mae
When is Guy Fawkes Day
Be like "V", raise some hell-a

If you clean swimming pools
Of the Hollywood fools
That's a green job
'Cause they get, lots of cash
Making re-cycled trash
For their nose jobs
If you kiss Algore's butt
And you've got a huge gut
Michael Moore-eh
Scuzzy he, just can't see
One percenter be
Such a bore, eh