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Song Parodies -> "Brain Flops"

Original Song Title:

"Raindrops"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dee Clark

Parody Song Title:

"Brain Flops"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

A lot of people know them as brain farts, but I think of them as brain flops - using a nice oldie from 60's. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj4Ub5v6mg0
A brain flop, so many brain flops
Unseals my cran (ium) ops
Galling and unwise
Calling my demise

When my gaffes beset me, I recall and moan
I would drink beer, puke and pee
But I don’t go in the john
I just flow on the lawn

I cussed, I’m a clod, interbred
Blain seeps, sprawling on my fries
Oh no, it can’t be beer hops
On my hand and my nose and stye

So, I just have brain flops, lift heavy drain tops
I squeal when sprain pops
Lolling on my spry thighs
Crawling, I despise

Oh, I just say aloud what I dread
Jane’s recalling when my fly tries
To show my manhood spear prop
Well she ran, I’m exposed, I’ll die

So, I just have brain flops, here’s Maryjane, cops
They wield hard pain pops
Brawling like some high guys
Mauling gone awry

I peep, appalling
Balling in some pies

I’m creepy, falling, need disguise

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Leough - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Very funny and great rhyming-subs! And you added to my vocabulary...I now know what to call my inflammatory swellings.
Jonathan - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
you used your Brain and produced something far from being a Flop! 5's
Phil Alexander - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Brain flops keep soaring from my head
...hold on a sec.. different song :-)

Security code: "FUK"???? What the..
TJC - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Flip-floppin' you fives!
Timmy1000 - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. Phil, I'm jealous - what a great code to draw. I almost went with the other raindrops song. All I got was a VVU
Andy Primus - March 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Great OS rhyming & certainly no flop.

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