Song Parodies -> "Amy's Market"

Original Song Title:

"The Red Carpet"

Original Performer:

Diana Hawley

Parody Song Title:

"Amy's Market"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

You might not notice
If you come from out of town
But there's a place buzzing with gossip
Where everybody gathers 'round

Amy's Market
Grab a cart and park it
Amy's Market
Earfuls of loose gossip

Gather round

Hear:
A certain Miss is pregnant
Another's marriage has gone stagnant
Jerry's piss drunk, uh well...Dang it!
People listen with ear magnets

Its their habit

Amy rings you up and bags
Gathers info from the nags
Loose lips are tips she snags
Oh yes, she likes to brag...

Amy's Market
Grab a cart and park it
Amy's Market
Earfuls of loose gossip

Doesn't need the tech to trend
Just another ear to bend
Service with a smile
Where you can learn about your friends (husbands, wives, kids, neighbors)

It never ends...

So come and stop on by
Get some groceries and some... lies???
Some stated, some implied
In a small town you can't hide

Amy's Market
Grab a cart and park it
Amy's Market
Earfuls of loose gossip

Better than the tabloids!!!

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