Brown, baby brown, I'm as brown as brown can be
'cause my steady boy said "Dump ahoy"
And took a big greasy

He said he wanted to sit right down
And let one be his pride
But first he had to do a little wriglin' ‘round
And fill the whole bowl wide

That's why I'm ..
Brown, baby brown, I'm as brown as brown can be
'cause my steady boy said "Dump ahoy"
And took a big greasy

I got a feelin’ yesterday from deep inside
And a souvenir
A steamy-stinky wind-up little fudgy rope
That says "Glad you were here"

Brown, baby brown, I'm as brown as brown can be
'cause my steady boy said "Dump ahoy"
And took a big greasy

He's lettin' one to drop out as a weekend pass
A forty-eight hour poo-oop
That Snickers bar he's sailin' better get here fast
'cause I can hardly wait

Till then I'm ..
Brown, baby brown, I'm as brown as brown can be
'cause my steady boy said "Dump ahoy"
And took a big greasy