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Song Parodies -> "Shooty Shooty Bang Bang"
Original Song Title:
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
Original Performer:
Dick Van Dyke
Parody Song Title:
"Shooty Shooty Bang Bang"
Parody Written by:
Hitch
The Lyrics
Shooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang
Steel blue, pretty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang, carry you
When need..shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang's what we'll do
Near, far, in our motor car
Our rights with the Second Amend..
Bang bang, Shooty shooty bang bang
Great equalizer, true friend..
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
On shooty we depend..
You're sleek and you fire red
At night, keep you by the bed
You'll blast anybody's head - right off!
With us on a motor trip
All legal for ownership
We're tough, better not think we're soft.
Yes, our pretty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang, will shoot you
Keep our rooty tooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang, loaded, too
You know, everywhere we go
On shooty shooty we depend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
A fine blue barreled friend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
Rob us and it's the end
Not meant as a carry cool
Like old "Dirty Harry" cool
This modern assessory routine
The reason I'm packing, Sir
Is not 'cause I'm lacking, Sir
The world and our time is obscene..
My shooty, nice shooty, always ready bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang, I've got you
And shooty, good shooty, nifty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang's what we'll do
Keeping us safe, shooty, anywhere we are
To tyranny we'll never bend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
Thank you, Sec-ond Amend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
Damn! I just shot my friend!....
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang
Steel blue, pretty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang, carry you
When need..shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang's what we'll do
Near, far, in our motor car
Our rights with the Second Amend..
Bang bang, Shooty shooty bang bang
Great equalizer, true friend..
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
On shooty we depend..
You're sleek and you fire red
At night, keep you by the bed
You'll blast anybody's head - right off!
With us on a motor trip
All legal for ownership
We're tough, better not think we're soft.
Yes, our pretty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang, will shoot you
Keep our rooty tooty bang bang,
Shooty shooty bang bang, loaded, too
You know, everywhere we go
On shooty shooty we depend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
A fine blue barreled friend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
Rob us and it's the end
Not meant as a carry cool
Like old "Dirty Harry" cool
This modern assessory routine
The reason I'm packing, Sir
Is not 'cause I'm lacking, Sir
The world and our time is obscene..
My shooty, nice shooty, always ready bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang, I've got you
And shooty, good shooty, nifty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang's what we'll do
Keeping us safe, shooty, anywhere we are
To tyranny we'll never bend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
Thank you, Sec-ond Amend
Bang bang, shooty shooty bang bang
Damn! I just shot my friend!....
Shooty shooty bang bang
Shooty shooty bang bang
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Fifth stanga, third line should be changed to: "This modern accessory unseen"
Wow, and we used to think Wizard Of Oz's flying monkeys were scary. Imagine the day when open carry is legal everywhere, AND we all have flying cars. This was a good concept executed well, and it didn't drone on too long.
Open carry is legal, just about everywhere. Social custom, and the fact that the police will always find some reason to harass anyone who tries it are the major reasons it's not as widespread as it could be. Fewer carjackings, but more "fly-by" shootings. What a trade-off.
Strange as it sounds, Texas is one of the states that does not allow open carry, although that may change very soon now that its government has gone infrared. As with many things, I'm not opposed to people owning weapons and handling them responsibly, but I would hope that any existing social norms against packing a pistol on your hip wherever you go would continue to hold some sway. It's not so much that one should not have the right to do so; but MUST one do so, and do we truly want a society where every citizen feels it necessary to accessorize with munitions as a course of habit? (Come to think of it, someone's going to have to figure out a way to mount cell phones on pistols so people can take video and selfies while they shoot each other)
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