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Song Parodies -> "Chin Chinny-Chin"
Original Song Title:
"Chim Chiminy"
Original Performer:
Dick Van Dyke
Parody Song Title:
"Chin Chinny-Chin"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
CHIN CHINNY-CHIN
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-hair
I’ll blow your house down and I won’t even care
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-chin
I’ll huff and I’ll puff til I blow your house in
Now I am coming to this house of straw
It’s no match for my big bad breath from my jaw
Sometime today I’ll be eating some ham
I’ll add some green eggs and I’ll be Sam-I-am
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-hair
I’ll blow your house down like it’s not even there
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-fur
I’m eatin’ three pigs, it’s what’s going to occur
Now I am up against this house of wood
It’s no match for me, just like Red Riding Hood
I’ve blown it down, boy, those piggies can run
Go to the next house and get three for one
Still gonna get me some pork chops tonight
For wolves always win in these tales, ain’t that right?
No one tell me to just go fly a kite
Now I see one small abode made of brick
I’m overconfident, I’m kind of thick
I’ve blown a gasket but it won’t go down
Guess I’ll go shopping for bacon downtown
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-fuzz
I’m told that stupid is as stupid-ass does
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chin-no meat
Guess I’ll go back to my job on Wall Street
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-hair
I’ll blow your house down and I won’t even care
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-chin
I’ll huff and I’ll puff til I blow your house in
Now I am coming to this house of straw
It’s no match for my big bad breath from my jaw
Sometime today I’ll be eating some ham
I’ll add some green eggs and I’ll be Sam-I-am
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-hair
I’ll blow your house down like it’s not even there
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-fur
I’m eatin’ three pigs, it’s what’s going to occur
Now I am up against this house of wood
It’s no match for me, just like Red Riding Hood
I’ve blown it down, boy, those piggies can run
Go to the next house and get three for one
Still gonna get me some pork chops tonight
For wolves always win in these tales, ain’t that right?
No one tell me to just go fly a kite
Now I see one small abode made of brick
I’m overconfident, I’m kind of thick
I’ve blown a gasket but it won’t go down
Guess I’ll go shopping for bacon downtown
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chinny-fuzz
I’m told that stupid is as stupid-ass does
Chin chinny-chin,chin chinny-chin, Chin chin-no meat
Guess I’ll go back to my job on Wall Street
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Love the ending!
I remember the old days when people actually read the parodies and rated them instead of voting fives for people they are friends with, and ones for people they don't like the politics of.
yup, Rick. :( . If you haven;t heard, someone has figured out how to hack the Voting system, and adds their own votes one way or the other, rendering the already questionable feature totally moot. Plus, someone (possible that hacker) also constantly accuses long-time contributor The Conqueror of Parodies as the mastermind behind the hack.l "Gone to hell in a handbasket" is how I describe this place nowadays.
Delightfully clever! I loved it.
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