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Song Parodies -> "Toot Sweets (The Farting Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Toot Sweets"
Original Performer:
Dick Van Dyke and Sally Ann Howes
Parody Song Title:
"Toot Sweets (The Farting Song)"
Parody Written by:
K-Man9337
The Lyrics
this is from that old movie from 1968 (chitty chitty bang bang
Don't waste your but on some kind of junk
And don't try a toffee or jeam
if you get infection in sugar confection
Well there's something new that has beans
A butt full of cheer
A sweet without beer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you eat, the fart that you make.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tootable treats!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a fart with the flavor of beef jerky!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be herky!
Don't waste your butt on some kind f junk
and don't try a toffee or cream!
If you get infection in sugar confection,
well, there's something new that has beans:
that butt full of cheer;
that sweet without beer;
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to fart on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with fartable, eatable sound!
Scrumptious:
No--take it away!
Truly:
Father, please! (he takes one)
(fart) Hmm-Hmm. (fart) *Laughter from Truly and her father*. *He takes a bite*
Caractacus:
He likes it!
Cast:
Hooray!
Their beans are fantastic,
surpass any mint stick
Or marshmallow mouthful you gunsch
Though dog poop is chewy
And sewer soup is gooey
And metal is charming to crunch
That savory toot,
that sweet of your butt
It's clearly the best of the bunch.
(Dance break)
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
That savory toot
That sweet of your butt
Is clearly the best of the bunch
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to fart on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The treat that's so tootable,
lusciously fartable,
with that stinkable--(everybody farts) sound!
*everybody in the factory faints because or the horrid smell*
And don't try a toffee or jeam
if you get infection in sugar confection
Well there's something new that has beans
A butt full of cheer
A sweet without beer
A musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The candies you eat, the fart that you make.
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The eatable, tootable treats!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The toot of a fart with the flavor of beef jerky!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
No longer need candy be herky!
Don't waste your butt on some kind f junk
and don't try a toffee or cream!
If you get infection in sugar confection,
well, there's something new that has beans:
that butt full of cheer;
that sweet without beer;
That musical morsel supreme!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to fart on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets,
with fartable, eatable sound!
Scrumptious:
No--take it away!
Truly:
Father, please! (he takes one)
(fart) Hmm-Hmm. (fart) *Laughter from Truly and her father*. *He takes a bite*
Caractacus:
He likes it!
Cast:
Hooray!
Their beans are fantastic,
surpass any mint stick
Or marshmallow mouthful you gunsch
Though dog poop is chewy
And sewer soup is gooey
And metal is charming to crunch
That savory toot,
that sweet of your butt
It's clearly the best of the bunch.
(Dance break)
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
That savory toot
That sweet of your butt
Is clearly the best of the bunch
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
A bon-bon to fart on at last has been found
Toot Sweets!
Toot Sweets!
The treat that's so tootable,
lusciously fartable,
with that stinkable--(everybody farts) sound!
*everybody in the factory faints because or the horrid smell*
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man, this is funny lol
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