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Song Parodies -> "A Roomful of Hookers"
Original Song Title:
"A Spoonful of Sugar"
Original Performer:
Dick Van Dyke/Mary Poppins Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"A Roomful of Hookers"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
While I've never been to a strip club or brothel, I still know that a wad of dead presidents must go down on the table before anybody or anything else goes down: payment before pleasure. Wich is a real turn off for me, because I'm not buy-sexual. I'm saving my night of reckless abandon for my bachelor party. But I got to get engaged first. Please Mr. Wollery you got to help me. I've got to stop writing these saucy parodies. Please email me pics of chics at trumptower68@aol.com
In ev'ry job paid to be done
There is an element of fun
You pay for fun and--clap!
The job's a dame
And ev'ry Edith on the take
Becomes a piece of cake (how 'bout that Cake and Edith too!)
A tart! A fee
It's very clear to me
That a
Roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
The presidents go down-wown
The presidents go down
Yes a roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
In a most unbridled way
A Tarzan bongo-ing his pecs
Has very little dough for sex
While offering his
Sack of tea and figs
Though quite intent in his pursuit
he has no jungle wad of loot
He hopes his thong
Will move the job along
For a
Roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
The presidents go down-wown
The presidents go down
Yes a roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
In a most unbridled way
There is an element of fun
You pay for fun and--clap!
The job's a dame
And ev'ry Edith on the take
Becomes a piece of cake (how 'bout that Cake and Edith too!)
A tart! A fee
It's very clear to me
That a
Roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
The presidents go down-wown
The presidents go down
Yes a roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
In a most unbridled way
A Tarzan bongo-ing his pecs
Has very little dough for sex
While offering his
Sack of tea and figs
Though quite intent in his pursuit
he has no jungle wad of loot
He hopes his thong
Will move the job along
For a
Roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
The presidents go down-wown
The presidents go down
Yes a roomful of hookers helps the presidents go down
In a most unbridled way
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outstanding job on this one...5s
Well-worded. 5s
Wow. You went right past Dame Julie Andrews and went straight to the dames. And "buy-sexual"? File that one under, "Damn! I wish I'd thought of that!"
Well-written and clever! Very different from --- but just as good as --- EmiLoca's Silver-Medal-winning classic:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/marypoppins7.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/marypoppins7.shtml
Excellent! I, too, enjoyed "buy-sexual." 555
"Buy-sexual" is good indeed, and so is the parody.
"Buy-sexual" Heehee on this and the whole parody. 5's
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