Are you trying to be Tokusou Sentai Blessranger 2? Your parodies used to be great, now they all seem rushed and poorly written. 111

No, it's Giuliani who seems Rushed. And Georgedubyaed. And Billoed.

I'll never forgive Rudy for closing down all those porn theaters on 42nd street!

And sending them over to 8th Avenue, still within sight of the Port Authority Bus Terminal. Way to go, Reichskanzler Rudy!

a 'jewel"-iani of a parody

Thanks, Alvin, and an appropriate line, as "Adolf Giuliani" will turn out to be fool's gold.

Ha ha ha! Even so, Rudy continues to outdo Hillary in every poll! I don't even like the guy, but I can't help thinking he's exactly what you deserve for all the lies you've told and multiple acts of treason you've committed out of hatred for us all. Rudy is in almost every way the Republican version of Bill Clinton. If you won't accept the genuinely good and decent country gentleman, may you suffer horribly under the mean, tight-fisted city slicker! BOHICA, and 111s to you, little boy.

I don't know what the hell poll you're talking about, because Hillary and Obama are both beating Reichskanzler Rudy. To call Giuliani a GOP version of Bill Clinton is truly an insult to the best President of my lifetime and also yours (unless you're at least 44 and were around in the JFK years). That's the way to Cookie crumbles. I guess you like Oreos because they're easier to spell than Pepperidge Farm. Typical Bush fan, thinking as strongly as he does. Hillary beats McCain in November '08, and then Jeb in 2012, and neither will be close.

I'd look to how well you're polling yourself if I were you, traitor boy. You and those Clinton whores will have to fight this global war on the terrorists whose name you dare not acknowledge whether you choose to or not. People like you almost make me glad that if we're recalled, the war will be fought in the middle of your sleazy cities. Speaking of your sleazy cities, how's that hypocrite Corzine recovering from all his speeding, Mr. Camden, New Jersey dweller, hmmm? I hear he's still speeding, too. Guess he thought, like you, that he was above all those laws that get imposed on others, even the laws of physics. You Clinton-worshipping Bush-haters are the worst idiots I've ever known, and I'm glad your lazy terrorist-enabling philanderer-in-chief is out and will never be in office again. Rudy could be snorting cocaine and banging camels in addition to all the rest of his faults, and he'd still be a better candidate than any of the pathetic losers your jackass party is pushing.

You must've been court-martialed out of the service, Trooper, for criminal stupidity. "The terrorists whose name you dare not acknowledge"? Excuse me, it was YOUR boy, Georgie Bush, who said he no longer thinks about Osama bin Laden. That was in May 2002. Corzine's a hypocrite? Corzine's a Marine, and tougher than you are in your wildest dreams. (If he wasn't, he'd probably be dead.) It's Rudy who thinks stuff doesn't apply to him. He wants it all: His multiple wives and favoring of reproductive and gay rights, and the right to call himself a Catholic and a Republican. He thinks he can fight terrorists? Only if they're unarmed black men. He's a total fraud, right down to his Yankee fandom. A true Yankee fan would have told Steinbrenner, "You will tear down Yankee Stadium over my dead body." Speaking of Rudy's dead body, that's what he almost had on 9/11, because he put his security command post in the World Trade Center. The guy wouldn't know what the hell to do in a true crisis. And we've already had that for eight years as of the next election. I don't know if it'll be Hillary or Obama or somebody else, but the next President will be a Democrat with a brain, and if you don't like it, go to France. You'll see just how "conservative" Nicholas Sarkozy really is. (Jacques Chirac is a "conservative" by French standards, too.) Could be worse: If Giuliani was a Democrat, you'd be saying he's already banging a camel. But I wouldn't say that. Judi doesn't deserve that. Rudy is the truly ugly one, and that's got nothing to do with his sinister appearance. He is a deeply, irretrievably evil human being. And I'm conceding a lot, calling him a human being. And the same to you.