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Song Parodies -> "Hoveround Crew"
Original Song Title:
"Runaround Sue"
Original Performer:
Dion
Parody Song Title:
"Hoveround Crew"
Parody Written by:
L. D. Obblo
The Lyrics
If you've ever had the misfortune of trying to shop at a Walmart where self-entitled fat women in electric carts think they own the aisles, you'll understand why I wrote this. And, while I can't categorically state that Hoveround makes Walmart's carts, it works for the purposes of this song.
Heed my warning, all of you
out there shopping for a thing or two:
At every aisle, look around.
A wobblin’ goblin might mow you down.
Hey, hey,
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
Fat butt, fat butt
Hey, hey,
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
Hey!
Big hefty women with electric carts
weighed down with munchies that would stop most hearts
Better watch where they go and what they do
or you’ll get run over by the Hoveround Crew.
They blaze through the store like they’re in a race
to find some more snacks they can feed their face.
I held up some vegetables; they withdrew
back near the Twinkies off in aisle two.
Hey, hey,
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
Ooooh, their sweatpants size just says “round”
and they think that those’ll hide their pounds.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised -
they’re just…famines in disguise.
I should mention the dissension that I just disclosed
started with me yelling out “Thar she blows!”
I guess that was dumb, ‘cuz whales are blue
unlike the gals in the Hoveround Crew.
When you weigh 600 pounds
and your feet never touch the ground,
the result of your lifestyle:
cart ruts, up and down the aisle.
There are some who still insist this was my masterstroke:
The note I left said “The carts are broke”
The two-legged heifers were all confused &
the store’s still shaking from their angry moos.
out there shopping for a thing or two:
At every aisle, look around.
A wobblin’ goblin might mow you down.
Hey, hey,
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
Fat butt, fat butt
Hey, hey,
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
Hey!
Big hefty women with electric carts
weighed down with munchies that would stop most hearts
Better watch where they go and what they do
or you’ll get run over by the Hoveround Crew.
They blaze through the store like they’re in a race
to find some more snacks they can feed their face.
I held up some vegetables; they withdrew
back near the Twinkies off in aisle two.
Hey, hey,
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
What a load, what a loadl
Ooooh, their sweatpants size just says “round”
and they think that those’ll hide their pounds.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised -
they’re just…famines in disguise.
I should mention the dissension that I just disclosed
started with me yelling out “Thar she blows!”
I guess that was dumb, ‘cuz whales are blue
unlike the gals in the Hoveround Crew.
When you weigh 600 pounds
and your feet never touch the ground,
the result of your lifestyle:
cart ruts, up and down the aisle.
There are some who still insist this was my masterstroke:
The note I left said “The carts are broke”
The two-legged heifers were all confused &
the store’s still shaking from their angry moos.
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haven't had this experience at a walmart, yet. but still funny, nonetheless. 5s
Hilarious and so true!
555, but I also have not had that experience much and I live in California where there's lots of disabled people, so the parody is not altogether funny. Would you make fun of a disabled Vet in an electric chair or someone who had legitimate health issues and can't walk? Being fat alone tells nothing really about someone's medical condition. If so, 60% of the adult population of the US should be using these chairs! I see more obese people WALKING in Walmart!!!
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