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Song Parodies -> "The Waterer"
Original Song Title:
"The Wanderer"
Original Performer:
Dion
Parody Song Title:
"The Waterer"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
THE WATERER
Oh well, I’m the kind of gal who puts seeds into the ground
Where pretty plants do well and the flowers all abound
I fertilize and tend them cause I want them to be green
De-bug them and de-weed them cause I find it so serene
They call me the Waterer, yeah the Waterer
I squirt around, around, around
Well, there’s a hose in my hand and there’s violets in a pot
And posies need a splash so I’ll make a new wet spot
I spritz them and hydrate them cause to me they all should thrive
I prune them and I nurse them, they deserve to stay alive
They call me the Waterer, yeah the Waterer
I squirt around, around, around
Oh well, I go from plan to plant
I treat each leaf with tender care
But I never kill an ant
With my two thumbs of green putting O2 in the air
I’m they type of gal you don’t bring flowers to
A smile on my face, just bring a bag of poo
And when I find myself a-weedin’ you can help, dude
You just go over there and pick yourself a little food
They call me the Waterer, yeah the Waterer
I squirt around, around, around
Oh well, I’m the kind of gal who puts seeds into the ground
Where pretty plants do well and the flowers all abound
I fertilize and tend them cause I want them to be green
De-bug them and de-weed them cause I find it so serene
They call me the Waterer, yeah the Waterer
I squirt around, around, around
Well, there’s a hose in my hand and there’s violets in a pot
And posies need a splash so I’ll make a new wet spot
I spritz them and hydrate them cause to me they all should thrive
I prune them and I nurse them, they deserve to stay alive
They call me the Waterer, yeah the Waterer
I squirt around, around, around
Oh well, I go from plan to plant
I treat each leaf with tender care
But I never kill an ant
With my two thumbs of green putting O2 in the air
I’m they type of gal you don’t bring flowers to
A smile on my face, just bring a bag of poo
And when I find myself a-weedin’ you can help, dude
You just go over there and pick yourself a little food
They call me the Waterer, yeah the Waterer
I squirt around, around, around
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I wish I could have thought up something like this. I am a waterer at Home Depot.
Good to see you Rick! Nice to see the occasional parody on here that has pace and rhyme. I doubled over at the opening two lines of the last verse, nice twist. Your 5s are coming up roses here.
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