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Song Parodies -> "A Rambler"
Original Song Title:
"The Wanderer"
Original Performer:
Dion And The Belmonts
Parody Song Title:
"A Rambler"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
now I'm the kinda guy who would drive it up and down,
my daddy's old jalopy, and never ever frown,
I'd drive it and i'd clean it, I'd fill it up with gas
slide behind the wheel, and there I'd plunk my ass
I got the old rambler yeah the rambler
I drive around and round and round
well there's flo sat in the middle and fat jeannie's in the back
they think she smuggles drugs, in her dress there's lots of crack,
she's stinky and she's smelly, we roll the windows down,
she when it's time to leave her, we wash the pillows down
yeah in the rambler, yeah the rambler,
we drive around around around
well I drove from town to town
and I go through life without a care
I'm never feelin down,
later by the dashboard light I'm gonna see some hair
oh I'm the type of guy who never will be beat
I put a little blanket on the hole that's in the seat
and flo would sit and jiggle, and squeal "what is this thing?"
she thought it was my finger, but it was a rusty spring,
yeah in the rambler, yeah the rambler I ramble round and round
now I'm the kinda guy who would drive it up and down,
my daddy's old jalopy, and never ever frown,
I'd drive it and i'd clean it, I'd fill it up with gas
slide behind the wheel, and there I'd plunk my ass
I got the old rambler yeah the rambler
I drive around and round and round
my daddy's old jalopy, and never ever frown,
I'd drive it and i'd clean it, I'd fill it up with gas
slide behind the wheel, and there I'd plunk my ass
I got the old rambler yeah the rambler
I drive around and round and round
well there's flo sat in the middle and fat jeannie's in the back
they think she smuggles drugs, in her dress there's lots of crack,
she's stinky and she's smelly, we roll the windows down,
she when it's time to leave her, we wash the pillows down
yeah in the rambler, yeah the rambler,
we drive around around around
well I drove from town to town
and I go through life without a care
I'm never feelin down,
later by the dashboard light I'm gonna see some hair
oh I'm the type of guy who never will be beat
I put a little blanket on the hole that's in the seat
and flo would sit and jiggle, and squeal "what is this thing?"
she thought it was my finger, but it was a rusty spring,
yeah in the rambler, yeah the rambler I ramble round and round
now I'm the kinda guy who would drive it up and down,
my daddy's old jalopy, and never ever frown,
I'd drive it and i'd clean it, I'd fill it up with gas
slide behind the wheel, and there I'd plunk my ass
I got the old rambler yeah the rambler
I drive around and round and round
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Like I said........... Hot Hot Hot! 555 Chalupas
Great work with that rusty spring there Malcolm. LOL
another fine one from the past
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