Song Parodies -> "Don't Make A Felon President"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

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"Don't Make A Felon President"

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The Lyrics

What would we get with that felon Flump?
A prick that would make democracy rubble
That's what we'd get for all our trouble
Guys, don't make a felon president
Guys, don't make a felon president

What do magaTs get when they heil that guy?
A bottle of bleach that won't cure their Covid
Don't let that total asshole own ya
Guys, don't make a felon president
No, no, no, no
Guys, don't make a felon president

Mike Cohen knows what it's about
'Cause he's been there and he's glad he's out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind fools
Hey, you guys, I'm here to remind you

What would we get with that felon Flump?
We'd only get lies, pain and sorrow
Don't let him ruin our tomorrows
Guys, don't make a felon president
No, no
Guys, don't make a felon president

Get out of those chains, those chains that bind fools
Hey, you guys, I'm here to remind you

What would we get with that felon Flump?
We'd only get lies, pain and sorrow
Don't let him ruin our tomorrows
Guys, don't make a felon president
No, no, no, no
Guys, don't make a felon president

Guys, don't make a felon president

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MAGA - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Yeah, don't vote for the unelected capital traitor Joe Biden and his crime family of election thieves illegally occupying the White House, or they'll finish destroying this country completely!

Libby - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

MAGAboy, , why don't you go help your Orange Fuerher figure out what to do if his electric boat is sinking with a shark 10 feet away?

Jeff Lebowski, Atty at Law - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Just remember, Man, you can't be a felon if you haven't violated any law. What law did he break, Ma-a-an. Unless you can cite a statute, Man, there is no felony .. It's like, you know, just your opinion, Man. And let me tell you something else, Man. This lawfare aggression will not stand, Man

MAGA - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Libby-TARD, time's running out for you Biden-rimming DemoKKKrat goose-steppers to find an electable replacement for your demented drooling meat puppet who's daily getting less and less responsive to his puppeteers' string-pulling; there's some question whether he'll survive to the end if the year. Meanwhile, with the documented reveal that the jury at that Stalinist show trial was pre-rigged to "convict" Trump no matter how good a case he made, those capital traitors' fraudulent verdict is well on its way to being overturned even as President Trump has raked in over $400 MILLION dollars of campaign contributions from his burgeoning band of supporters to help him throw out the capital traitors illegally squatting at the White House and restore the rightful winner of the 2020 elections to his rightful position as President to help us purge you anti-Semitic democracy-hating election-stealing goose-stepping Hamas-whoring lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin from our midst.

KKK Kisses Klump - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

How low is the IQ of people who use the slur "DemoKKKrat" in 2024 while the KKK endorses Rump? Get with the times!

Racists Rim Biden - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Nope. The KKK and other extremely racist groups and individuals (e.g. The Black Panthers, Planned Parenthood, Ibram X. Kendi and Richard B. Spence) have always endorsed their fellow anti-Semitic goose-stepping racists, the DemoKKKrats. The KKK's David Duke plainly and unambiguously refused to endorse Trump in 2016 because Trump supports the Jews' and Israel's right to exist; and the Neo-Nazi Richard B. Spence every bit as plainly and unambiguously endorsed Biden in 2020 and gave him his vote because Biden and the DemoKKKrats hate the Jews and Israel and support Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Paleo-Nazi Jordyptian terrorists illegally squatting on the Jews' rightful homeland Israel. The real question here is how willfully blind you'd have to be to be Jewish and yet spend your time sucking the rectum of the most anti-Semitic fascist genocidal goose-stepping DemoKKKrat regime ever to blight the USA with its usurpation and illegal occupation of the halls of power.

Reality Reminds You: - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Another major reason why the KKK hates Trump so much is that back in 2000, when Donald Trump was considering running for President on Ross Perot's Reform Party ticket, he quickly changed his mind when he realized the Reform Party was allowing the KKK's David "Grand Wizard" Duke to join it! Naturally, he immediately realized he couldn't allow himself to be associated with such a flagrantly racist DemoKKKrat goose-stepper, and immediately bailed out; which is what sane people all over the USA are now likewise doing to all the OTHER DemoKKKrats, and especially the treasonous unelected illegal Biden Regime.

Zen Adam B. - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Well done, except it's falling on deaf ears if it's addressing magas. They don't know their oss from their elbow. Witness the Amiright maga troll. It represents the rest of the pea brains.

To MAGAboy - June 12, 2024 - Report this comment

Money poorly spent on his legal fees. So blind. So self-righteous. So paranoid. SO DUMB.

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