Song Parodies -> "Don't Make A Felon President"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"

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"Don't Make A Felon President"

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The Lyrics

What would we get with that felon Flump?
A prick that would make democracy rubble
That's what we'd get for all our trouble
Guys, don't make a felon president
Guys, don't make a felon president

What do magaTs get when they heil that guy?
A bottle of bleach that won't cure their Covid
Don't let that total asshole own ya
Guys, don't make a felon president
No, no, no, no
Guys, don't make a felon president

Mike Cohen knows what it's about
'Cause he's been there and he's glad he's out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind fools
Hey, you guys, I'm here to remind you

What would we get with that felon Flump?
We'd only get lies, pain and sorrow
Don't let him ruin our tomorrows
Guys, don't make a felon president
No, no
Guys, don't make a felon president

Get out of those chains, those chains that bind fools
Hey, you guys, I'm here to remind you

What would we get with that felon Flump?
We'd only get lies, pain and sorrow
Don't let him ruin our tomorrows
Guys, don't make a felon president
No, no, no, no
Guys, don't make a felon president

Guys, don't make a felon president

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Libby - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

MAGAboy, , why don't you go help your Orange Fuerher figure out what to do if his electric boat is sinking with a shark 10 feet away?

Jeff Lebowski, Atty at Law - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Just remember, Man, you can't be a felon if you haven't violated any law. What law did he break, Ma-a-an. Unless you can cite a statute, Man, there is no felony .. It's like, you know, just your opinion, Man. And let me tell you something else, Man. This lawfare aggression will not stand, Man

Zen Adam B. - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment

Well done, except it's falling on deaf ears if it's addressing magas. They don't know their oss from their elbow. Witness the Amiright maga troll. It represents the rest of the pea brains.

To MAGAboy - June 12, 2024 - Report this comment

Money poorly spent on his legal fees. So blind. So self-righteous. So paranoid. SO DUMB.

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