Someday a cleaning lady
Will be cleaning my place
I’ll have to hire her
Someday

Please clean the gunk
From it all
The countertops
And the stall
Maybe the floors
And the hall
“Vacuum this place”
I call

Someday cleaning lady will come
Someday I will find one
How amazing that moment will be
When my cleaning lady will help me

She’ll do all my laundry (no bleach please)
And dust top of the fridge (and elsewhere)
Though that time is not today
Find my cleaning lady someday

Something I say I’ll do
Cleaning? I just don’t want to
She’ll clean out on the patio
Even clean off my spit you know
Someday I won’t clean that’s true

Swiffer waiting for me
That’s something I don’t long to see
I think I need to clean my door
Don’t feel like cleaning anymore

Someday when I just spew
She’ll clean it up, while saying “ewww”
Hope I’ll like her the moment we meet
We’ll throw cleaner onto the street
I might be less dirty too

Someday cleaning lady will come (someday I’ll be cleaning there)
Maybe I’ll find my love (Who knows, might find my love)
She’ll clean with wd-40 (wd-40)

Washing laundry
On Monday
Dusting a/c
On Tuesday
Vacuuming floors
Wednesday night
So my neighbors
Will get a fright

Cleaning the floors
On Thursday
The countertops
On Friday
And the bathroom (Ugh, the bathroom?)
Saturday (Saturday)
Please say you won’t (Oh no I won't)
Go away (Go away)

You are so good (I am so good)
I just said (You just said)
Why don’t you clean (Why don't I clean)
Butt naked (that would be so fun)
After we gunk (Yes we just might)
Up the floor (Make it dirty)
Why don’t you stay (I might stay)
A while more (a bit more)
Someday