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Song Parodies -> "Chinamen and Wetbacks"

Original Song Title:

"Heffalumps and Woozles"

Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:

"Chinamen and Wetbacks"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Donald Trump keeps claiming that the Chinese and Mexicans are taking all our money. He's a candidate of very little brain.
Chinamen and wetbacks
Chinamen and wetbacks
Steal money
Beware
Beware!

They're yellow, brown, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, it makes me shout!
They're coming here, they give me fear
Because they're slick and insincere

Beware, beware
They will take your dental care

The Chinamen and wetbacks
Are giving us setbacks
The Chinamen and wetbacks
Take our cash, cash, cash, cash

They're putting us in debt-backs
The number one threat-backs
If we don't kick 'em out
They'll kick our ass, ass, ass, ass

But I'll be like a sheriff
I'll build walls and tariffs
To make it so they can't par-a-sitize, 'tize, 'tize, 'tize
And money's what they covet, they'll take it, they love it
But I won't let them hurt our enterprise

They rape, they kill, they bring in drugs
They lie, they cheat, they're nothing but thugs
They helps themselves to all of our dough
When I'm in charge, they'll have to go

Amen
Amen
I will make us great again

(instrumental solo)

But I'll be like a sheriff
I'll build walls and tariffs
Their deportation I will finalize, 'lize, 'lize, 'lize
And money's what they covet, they'll take it, they love it
But I won't let them hurt the things we prize

They're yellow, brown, they're up, they're down
They're in, they're out, it makes me shout!
They're coming here, you should feel fear
Because they're slick and insincere

Beware, beware, beware, beware, beware!

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