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Song Parodies -> "The Job Of A Pizza Man"
Original Song Title:
"The Son Of A Preacher Man"
Original Performer:
Disty Springfield
Parody Song Title:
"The Job Of A Pizza Man"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
domino's was a pizza shop
and when a pizza was ordered, then off i'd hop
to the little truck, i'd start a-walkin'
i'd be drivin' for several blocks and...
for that address, i'd be a-stalkin'
then i'd hand 'em those pizza pies
so fast, they'd be surprised
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
bein' quick isn't always easy
deliverin' pizza pies
i'd hop in the truck and be zoomin'
i'd be hopin' that the address was right
badly scribbled, i hope its alright
or their dinner'd be cold tonight
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
cut well, not dismembered
all the toppings spaced just right
messy pizzas are such a fright
thirty minutes from bake time
any later, a big crime
burnin' hot with cheese a-glowin'
right unto your table goin'
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
i got a job that is truly peachy
i got a sweet little job as a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
and when a pizza was ordered, then off i'd hop
to the little truck, i'd start a-walkin'
i'd be drivin' for several blocks and...
for that address, i'd be a-stalkin'
then i'd hand 'em those pizza pies
so fast, they'd be surprised
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
bein' quick isn't always easy
deliverin' pizza pies
i'd hop in the truck and be zoomin'
i'd be hopin' that the address was right
badly scribbled, i hope its alright
or their dinner'd be cold tonight
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
cut well, not dismembered
all the toppings spaced just right
messy pizzas are such a fright
thirty minutes from bake time
any later, a big crime
burnin' hot with cheese a-glowin'
right unto your table goin'
the only job that i knew completely
was the job of a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
yes, it was...it was...ooh, it was
i got a job that is truly peachy
i got a sweet little job as a pizza man
the only job they could ever teach me
was the job of a pizza man
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One of those "why didn't I think of that" titles... great idea, beautifully executed. (I love the idea of "Disty" Springfield, too)
You've topped this off real nice....great line..cut well, not dismembered...authentically correct...boxed perfect
thanks phil...oops...sorry, DUSTY...thanks AFW...i could eat pizza every day
Hey pizza guy - do you still have that special of 5 pizzas with 5 toppings for $5.00. Please deliver to 555 Domino Blvd. Starvinville, Ia. 55505 in the next 5 minutes. Please hurry. There's a $5.55 tip if you can get here fast. Thanks.
What Phil said and this is a nice fresh idea just like Papa John's toppings.. Well done sir Alvin.
What Phil said and this is a nice fresh idea just like Papa John's toppings.. Well done sir Alvin.
Sounds like you're writing from experience. A tough job and I'm sure underappreciated. Well done.
Funny idea to a favorite OS. I could read one of your parodies every day...wait a minute...I do.
If you can make a good pie, you don't need to know how to do anything else.
Well done and ..extra thin. I loved the way it flowed along, with an extra jaunt in it. 5's
thanks guy..lol....thanks patrick..pizza man ?...no...mcdonald's once....thanks IB....lol....thanks mckludge....that's true....thanks adagio....glad ya enjoyed
I bet in a frat house somewhere there's a leaning tower of pizza boxes, 5's
Anything better than cupcakes . . . . is well your Pizza ! I love this write, Sir Alvin! I could hear Dusty singing this, it was hilarious! . . . wait . . . was it Bobbie Gentry, that originally sang this?!?
thanks lionel....i suspect so....thanks litleCupCakes......i dunno about bobbie but aretha did a version
No cheese here: a great OS topped with Alvin's special ingredients.
thanks red ant
Three five topping pizzas for you
thanks PMS
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