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Song Parodies -> "Tiny Fingers"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Bubbles"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Don Ho
Parody Song Title:
"Tiny Fingers"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
For the love of God, destroy the nuclear code before Jan 20 . . .
Tiny Fingers by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
Tiny fingers on my hands.
Orange delight over the land.
Tiny fingers on the button.
My followers, like herds of mutton.
So, here’s to the vict’ry tour.
I’m here to say, “Hurray!”
Melania’s in New York City,
That’s where she’ll stay.
Tiny fingers on my hands.
Orange delight over the land.
Tiny fingers on the button.
My followers, like herds of mutton.
So, here’s to the great college
Of beautiful electors.
And mostly, here’s a toast
To me and my spectre.
Tiny fingers on my hands.
Orange delight over the land.
Tiny fingers on the button.
My followers, like herds of mutton.
Tiny fingers on my hands.
Orange delight over the land.
Tiny fingers on the button.
My followers, like herds of mutton.
So, here’s to the vict’ry tour.
I’m here to say, “Hurray!”
Melania’s in New York City,
That’s where she’ll stay.
Tiny fingers on my hands.
Orange delight over the land.
Tiny fingers on the button.
My followers, like herds of mutton.
So, here’s to the great college
Of beautiful electors.
And mostly, here’s a toast
To me and my spectre.
Tiny fingers on my hands.
Orange delight over the land.
Tiny fingers on the button.
My followers, like herds of mutton.
Copyright 2016 by Jeffrey Moran
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