Song Parodies -> "Jennifer Aniston"

Original Song Title:

"Jennifer Juniper"

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Original Performer:

"Jennifer Aniston"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Proud to say that the total time I've watched "Friends" amounts to about 30 minutes. (Now, "Buffy", every minute)

Jennifer Aniston lives in Hollywood
Jennifer Aniston-"Friends" treated her real good
Is she wealthy, boy like Petco
Filled with talent? Maybe so-so
Who ya doin'? Jennifer, we ask

Jennifer Aniston used to have that Brad
Jennifer Aniston, guess he was a cad
Is she dating? Oh, I guess so
Is she pretty? I don't think so
Who ya screwin'? Jennifer, we ask

I'm thinking of
What it would be like if she went "bye
Would someone miss her?
For very long, would it be wrong?
To hate her just because she is famous

Jennifer Aniston films are in her plan
Jennifer Aniston, name one if you can
Do I like her? No, I don't sir!
Would I do her? Yes, I would sir
That's because she's Jennifer, big star

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Jennifer Aniston, luk lik a collie
Jennifer Aniston assis beegas sea
Madamzelle? Jen-ne boob show
Donot-telle I snapa foto
Sellto Enquirer Jen-ne almust nood

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Johnny D - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Good parody of a cute Donovan tune.

Royce Miller - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I've always liked the song Jennifer Juniper; thanks for writing a parody of it.

Rick C - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Great one, Rick! Good lines! 555

Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I always liked Courteney Cox better. Lisa Kudrow, too. But don't get all chaotic and twirly about it.

Meriadoc - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I am proud to say that my total time watching Friends is "0".... :-)

Stuart McArthur - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment

loved the idea of using JA as a sub for jennifer juniper, Rick - J.A.'s an odd one - seems so superficial and plain in interviews, but I reckon she's a great comic actress - and her serious performance in "The Good Girl" surprised me - 555

Alpha Skua - June 13, 2018 - Report this comment

JUPITER JUPITER,WHERE LIBERAL SHOULD GO TO LIVE,JUPITER JUPITER CHER SHOULD BE THERE,IF THE LEAVE WE DON'T CARE

Not In Dire Straits - June 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Jennifer Anniston (along w/ her Friends co-horts) got paid to whine and say, 'Omigod!' at anything. And her movies ain't so hot either. Just playing herself. I guess. Talk about money for nothing and dixxx for free!

I Ain't In Dire Straits - June 16, 2018 - Report this comment

Jennifer Anniston (along w/ her Friends co-horts) got paid $1M/episode to whine and say, 'Omigod!' at anything. And her movies ain't so hot either. Just playing herself. I suppose. EZ money. Talk about money for nothing and dixxx for free.

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