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Song Parodies -> "Smelly Kitty"

Original Song Title:

"Mellow Yellow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Donovan

Parody Song Title:

"Smelly Kitty"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

I can't live without Morris
But he can do without me -
I'm just lost without Morris
That's the thing he can't see.

They call him Smelly Kitty
(Eats rats.)
They call him Smelly Kitty
(Eats rats.)
They call him Smelly Kitty

There's no pet like a tom cat
Tom cats are good to me -
You can bet on a tom cat
If you have a fruit tree.

He keeps away the varmits
(He's baaad.)
He keeps away the varmits
(He's baaad.)
He keeps away the varmits

He's no robin who can fly
Cats aren't meant to have wings -
He can climb the tree real high
Watch the squirrells run when he sings.

He smell-os and he yell-os
(Meow!)
He smell-os and he yell-os
(Meow!)
He smell-os and he yell-os

Electric smelly cat hair
Keeps intruders at bay -
Electric smelly cat hair
Watch him hair out ere he sprays.

They call it yellow smell-o
(Tom cat.)
They call it yellow smell-o
(Tom cat.)
They call it yellow smell-o

Morris - meow
I can't live without him -
I depend upon Morris
Vector can't match with him.

Cats make yellow smell-o
(And so forth)

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Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Lisa Kudrow would approve. (Phoebe Buffay on "Friends," author of "Smelly Cat.")
alvin - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
i have 4 cats at the shop where i work...so i know a thing or two about smelly kitties...fun singalong
Ann Hammond - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
LittleCATcakes - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, My Tom Cat protected me, from an old fart nosy neighbor!
2Eagle - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael, alvin, Ann and LCC. Cats really can be life savers. PS, Michael, where do you think I got the idea for this?
Below Average Dave - May 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, now I'm craving Mellow Yellow. . .anyhow, brought back memories of "Smelly Cat" by Theobe in "Friends", which is a good thing, cause that was funny. The difference is, you put a full song to the idea and made it very funny, great job 2Eagle.
2Eagle - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, BAD. This is just the beginning.

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