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Song Parodies -> "You're A Mean One Mr. 1's"
Original Song Title:
"You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch"
Original Performer:
Dr Seuss
Parody Song Title:
"You're A Mean One Mr. 1's"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
Dr Seuss wrote the book in 57. Chuck Jones made it in to a cartoon in 66 when the song was added. This still needs to go in the Seuss category I think.
You're a mean one Mr. 1's
You really are a heel.
As painful as a rose thorn
To all those you seem to hit
Mr. 1's
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. 1's
Think your heart's an empty hole
Would you dare to one me so
Maybe yes and maybe no
Mr. 1's
I wouldn't 1 any
If I were given a 39 dollar toll!
You're a vile one, Mr. 1's
And I do not like your style
You give some three 5 sweetness
But you'll 1 me in a while
Very good let me give some 5's to you
Ha I'll take on the crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. 1's
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your brain is like a backwards clock
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. 1's
The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote,
Stink, stank, stunk!
You're a rotter, Mr. 1's
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr. 1's
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. 1's
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. 1's
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
You really are a heel.
As painful as a rose thorn
To all those you seem to hit
Mr. 1's
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. 1's
Think your heart's an empty hole
Would you dare to one me so
Maybe yes and maybe no
Mr. 1's
I wouldn't 1 any
If I were given a 39 dollar toll!
You're a vile one, Mr. 1's
And I do not like your style
You give some three 5 sweetness
But you'll 1 me in a while
Very good let me give some 5's to you
Ha I'll take on the crocodile!
You're a foul one, Mr. 1's
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your brain is like a backwards clock
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. 1's
The three words that best describe you Are as follows, and I quote,
Stink, stank, stunk!
You're a rotter, Mr. 1's
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato,
Splotched with moldy, purple spots,
Mr. 1's
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. 1's
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey,
And you drive a crooked hoss,
Mr. 1's
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich,
With arsenic sauce!
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I think you have a great title and idea here, that is sadly compromised by using too much of the original lyric..
I win again! just stay off my turf!
I know AFW but I wanted to try and do this. Mr 1's What makes you think you 1 and how are you going to keep me away?
DKTOS on the Original, Ann, but I understand the sentiment. Just remember, whoever this may be, they are so feeble that all they can do is "click 1's" for whatever their silly-assed reason is. If they had any real brains and talent (or even some real cajones) they would actually WRITE something...provided they really had anything to say...which I doubt. But you know, it's just some child or permanent adolescent. It bothers me a little when someone trashes a piece of mine...I don't have a problem telling them off...and taunting them a bit, too...this last jerk apparently went to a couple other of my pieces and hit them, too...well, that's been done before, too...I'm still writing...and they are still just a lame-assed punk...a status that will become permanent if they don't grow up at some point and do something productive. Personally, I like where I stand in that equation.
you are soooooooooooooooooo sexy when you are angry Mrs Hammond!
Shut up Mister Ones. Just because you don't like certain parodies does not give you the right to make a nasty vote. Voitng all ones on a perfectly paced parody is just uncalled for. So quit being a grick.
I know I'm sexy when I'm mad and you're a bored bully who wants some attention. I'm ok Mr 5's and Thanks Paul but as you can see I know he has a problem.
Very good. 555
I'm glad you like being called a bully mr 1's
Ann, check out my parody titled "The Mr 1s - James Blunt", you will like it and it has a similar reference to Mr 1s like this parody does.
I'll go see your work Jason Mr1's this has been a fun day
A) I ain't the only one on here. A lot of your crap that gets my richly-deserved rating already has some 111s on it by the time I get there.
B) How do you know the 111s are coming from a "Mr." 111s?
C) So far as I can tell, 111s "guy" is a bipartisan attacker, too. You should see some of the ratings a rare right-wing parody tends to get on here. Or did you ever stop to think that maybe there's more than one 111s person?
D) How do you know your 111s givers aren't writing anything on here? I've seen Michael Pacholek confess to giving 111s to people he hates.
E) Do you think I can't see right through your hypocrisy? The louder you complain, the surer I am that you're one of the guilty ones. Therefore, eat 111s, bitch.
B) How do you know the 111s are coming from a "Mr." 111s?
C) So far as I can tell, 111s "guy" is a bipartisan attacker, too. You should see some of the ratings a rare right-wing parody tends to get on here. Or did you ever stop to think that maybe there's more than one 111s person?
D) How do you know your 111s givers aren't writing anything on here? I've seen Michael Pacholek confess to giving 111s to people he hates.
E) Do you think I can't see right through your hypocrisy? The louder you complain, the surer I am that you're one of the guilty ones. Therefore, eat 111s, bitch.
To "A 111's Guy": It doesn't matter what gender the person is. He/She/It/Banjo is dumb, whatever.
Why the hell do you vote 1's' even when the parody is perfectly paced? That's an unkind thing to do in the foist place.
And don't be calling anybody a bitch. It takes one to know one, mr tapioca head.
Ms. Hammond, sorry about the rant. I just had to splain why triple one votes are unethical.
Why the hell do you vote 1's' even when the parody is perfectly paced? That's an unkind thing to do in the foist place.
And don't be calling anybody a bitch. It takes one to know one, mr tapioca head.
Ms. Hammond, sorry about the rant. I just had to splain why triple one votes are unethical.
I will not parody to or about another 1 if it makes you happy but I don't understand what all the rest is about.
Sorry, Ann. I was just trying to tell the heckler who calls himself "A 111's Guy" that he's been a pain in the wazoo. I happen to like this parody; that's why I gave it the vote that it deserves. Still, voting all ones on a perfectly paced parody is just unethical.
A 555"s guy There's nothing for you to be sorry about. Looking around I think I have a better idea of whats going on. Polyticks! A 111's guy I vote for who I need when I need to. You can put me in whatever category you like. I don't let politics run...ruin my life. I'll keep my word and stop doing one parodies but it's you who cant control yourself.
I guess I must've misunderstood your previous comment then. It's just that I'm sick of the Ones Voters.
555's guy Best to my knowlege this 111's is mad at me because I have been talking with someone with the oppisite political agenda and if I keep talking to him this A111's guy will put me in the same evil party. He can call me whatever he wants it's his fealthy mouth and he can vote me however he wants because the submission will come from his dirty fingers. Do you understand what I'm saying and where I'm comming from now 555 guy?
Someone once described me as "A leader of tomorrow" ... then they added "But a welfare recipient of today". I smiled for hours until my 8-watt bulb clicked on and I realized it was really nasty :( I have been mal-adjusted ever since. Also, the wheel fell off my little red tricycle when I was three and I have been at war with the world ever since. My head hurts.
I had a brain tumor when I was 7. I lost most of my childhood and for other reasons I'm still kind of living in Neverland. I didn't know what I had gotten into. 24 is considered an adult by age but maturity doesn't come with age. Like they say understanding the problem is the first step to solving it. Everyone has as least one ;)
(gives Ann Hammond a big big squeezy hug and a kiss mwahxxxxxx)
I think so now. I just h8 it when pepole are rude and nasty to others.
Hey, "Another 111's Guy", go take the Ones and shove 'em up your ass. And stop polluting the ballot box just becuzz you hate other peoples parodies. If you don't like 'em, please have the courtesy to respect the pacing. If a parody is perfectly paced (ie, can be sung easily to the tune of the OS), but I don't like the content, I vote 5-1-1 on it. This ain't one of those such parodies.
By teh way, what's with all the backslashes before the apostrophes?
By teh way, what's with all the backslashes before the apostrophes?
Yeah, go away, "Another 111's Guy." You're a painen in my flugen. In fact, I think you're a painen in everyone's flugen.
Well said, Ann. 555
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