-> "KONG!"
Original Song Title:
"WAR!"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"KONG!"
The Lyrics
KONG! (Hoot) Yeah ... What he's HUGE FOR
Absolute enormous (Say it again)
KONG! (Hoot) Yeah .. What he's HUGE FOR
Absolute enormous .. Say it again, y'all
KONG! (Hoot) .. Good God, what he's huge for
Absolute enormous (Listen to me)
Kong's an ape who's gone insane
He's caused destruction of ever' kind of plane
Kong means rage in a Samuel Jackson's eyes
Cause he sent Hueys at Kong
And he swatted them like flies
I said Kong (Who) Good God, Sam .. What he's huge for
Absolute enormous
Kong (Whoah woh woh, Sam) .. What he's huge for
Absolute enormous
Kong .. he's a humongous m#th@f#cker*
Kong .. with penchant to be a run amoker
Oooh, Kong, he's a white whale in Samuel Jackson's mind
The size of Kong just BLOWS his mind
Kong has caused obsession in Sammy Jack's mentation
Skullcrawler, then fireballer
Kong's gotta die
Aaaaaah, KONG (who) Good God, Sam .. What he's good for
Absolute nothing? Say it, say it, say it
Kong (Uh, huh yeah) What he's good for
Absolutely nothing? Listen to me
Kong .. We've made nothing but a mistaker
Kong .. He's got one foe, that's the Alpha Snaker
Ooooh, Kong has shattered many a skullcrawler's head
Made them disabled, thrashing and dead
Time is much too precious to be burning Kong this way
Kong dont take life, keeps annihilation at bay HA-A-A-A-A!
KONG! (Who) Good God, Sam .. What he's huge for
Absolute humongous!
Kong (Whoah woh woh) What he's huge for
Absolute humongous
Kong .. He aint nothing but a jawbreaker
Kong .. Foe only to the Alpha Snaker
Please forgive misunderstanding, tell you
There is no place for that today
They say we must fight to save Skull Island
But Kong know there just ain't a better way
Oooooh, KONG, (Who) Good God, Sam .. What he's good for
You tell me .. Say it, say it, say it, say it
Kong, Good God, Sam, What he's good for
Stand up and shout it ...
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