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The old home town looks the same as I sashay from the train,
And there to meet me's Fonda Cox and Eileen Dover
Down the lane I swish and there's Mai Cherri--hair all bold and oh-so 'Cher'-y
It's good to 'tuck'-- The queen scene's back in Nome!

Yes, they'll all come to meet me--freshly shaved--packaged neatly
It's good to 'tuck'-- The queen scene's back in Nome!

The old catwalk's still standing tho' the marquee's dark n' bare
and there's those stripper poles that I used to straddle
Down the aisle I strut with Mai Sweet Cherri, Sharon Dix and Tess Tosterry
It's good to 'tuck'-- The queen scene's back in Nome!

Yes, they'll all come to meet me, adam's apples cloaked discreetly
It's good to 'tuck'-- The queen scene's back in Nome!

[ instru'mental ]

[ spoken ]
Then I awake and look around me--Barnes & Nobles' drones surround me
And I realize--I was just day dreamin'
"All these books and that long line..." they prattle
"Sign their 'Rogues' and then skedaddle--
Yer due to 'tuck' this evening back in Nome"

[ sung ]
Yes, they'll all come to see me--full-on drag--I'm queen'd completely
I've 'Sarah' shucked--it's *Ima Mann* who's home...

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