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Song Parodies -> "This Latest Dame"
Original Song Title:
"His Latest Flame"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"This Latest Dame"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
ol' murray, my friend...came 'round today
and he was tellin' everyone in town
about this surgeon, he had found
and marie's the name...of this latest dame
though i smiled, my guts inside were a-churnin'
i wished him luck, but still i wondered why
goods were gone and there's no chance of returnin'
new things were there, you don't find on a guy
new talk and walk...its a weird sashay
and he's got the longest blackest hair
the frilliest girly underwear
and marie's the name...of this latest dame
would you believe...that yesterday
he had these hairy arms and big goatee
now they're gone, electrically
and marie's the name...of this latest dame
and he was tellin' everyone in town
about this surgeon, he had found
and marie's the name...of this latest dame
though i smiled, my guts inside were a-churnin'
i wished him luck, but still i wondered why
goods were gone and there's no chance of returnin'
new things were there, you don't find on a guy
new talk and walk...its a weird sashay
and he's got the longest blackest hair
the frilliest girly underwear
and marie's the name...of this latest dame
would you believe...that yesterday
he had these hairy arms and big goatee
now they're gone, electrically
and marie's the name...of this latest dame
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3-1-2. I couldn't get the song to pace and in some places it was off-rhyme. Like Malcolm's song, this song professed extremely bad taste. I don't find making fun on transgendered people amusing, like I don't find making fun on handicapped people amusing at all. Just bigotry and bad taste. Having one transsexual as a close friend, I can say it is a fate you don't wish to your worst enemy.
Oh yeah but we can head butt english soccer fans with our parodies. 5's bro.
Well this one soared off the voting charts, didn't it, alvin? I don't have anything against transsexuals, either, but I don't think you had anything malicious in mind when you penned this...just like I don't when I pen some things that some folks find...uh...below their taste bar...anyway. I don't have 100% recollection of this old Elvis number, but what I do remember seems to pace up fine here. 5's.
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