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Song Parodies -> "Eva Loves Mavis"
Original Song Title:
"Viva Las Vegas!"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Eva Loves Mavis"
Parody Written by:
Stuart McArthur
The Lyrics
"Mavis" is an unfortunate name for a teenage undergraduate, so it's lucky she's got Eva there to hug and kiss her all over - btw "LUG" is a street acronym for "lesbians until graduation" (the OS will play in a new window if you right-click here )
Hi
we're
ditzy young 'n sexy girls
we are EACH each one's desire!
It's a whole lotta fun in "LUG"-lesbian world
a
world t'which we aspire!
there are other pretty women - WE do not care
we're shampooing
each other's hair
a'gigglin and a'smoochin all the time, coz we're
(we're)
Eva and Mavis!
Eva and Mavis!
How - I - wish - that - there was more
time for stroking and fondling in a day-y
imagine if there was time galore
...t'french-kiss one another (hooray!)
we are vegan,
do yoga and we like to share
we love to touch each oth-er
...every-where
best of all's the kissing (and we DO kiss there)
Eva loves Mavis!
Eva loves Mavis!
Eva and Mavis have in-
ternal plumbing, so there's no disgusting coming
just
nice soft dry smooth flesh
Eva and Mavis, like k.d....or Madonna
and Cin-dy!...and/or Sandra
and like Ellen, BUT...
most definitely not Anne Heche
we're gonna KISS in the sun coz it's a whole lotta fun
then go un-derwear shopping all day-y
we abhor all men, ooh-we
always hate THEM but they are
COOOL
if they are gay-y
we-eee've...
got more pandas than the Olsen twins
tATu are gross! (we can out-kiss them)
Mischa from The O.C. is a ten-outa-ten, yah!
Eva loves Mavis
Eva loves Mavis
Eva loves Mavis
Eva!
Eva!
loves Mavis!
we're
ditzy young 'n sexy girls
we are EACH each one's desire!
It's a whole lotta fun in "LUG"-lesbian world
a
world t'which we aspire!
there are other pretty women - WE do not care
we're shampooing
each other's hair
a'gigglin and a'smoochin all the time, coz we're
(we're)
Eva and Mavis!
Eva and Mavis!
How - I - wish - that - there was more
time for stroking and fondling in a day-y
imagine if there was time galore
...t'french-kiss one another (hooray!)
we are vegan,
do yoga and we like to share
we love to touch each oth-er
...every-where
best of all's the kissing (and we DO kiss there)
Eva loves Mavis!
Eva loves Mavis!
Eva and Mavis have in-
ternal plumbing, so there's no disgusting coming
just
nice soft dry smooth flesh
Eva and Mavis, like k.d....or Madonna
and Cin-dy!...and/or Sandra
and like Ellen, BUT...
most definitely not Anne Heche
we're gonna KISS in the sun coz it's a whole lotta fun
then go un-derwear shopping all day-y
we abhor all men, ooh-we
always hate THEM but they are
COOOL
if they are gay-y
we-eee've...
got more pandas than the Olsen twins
tATu are gross! (we can out-kiss them)
Mischa from The O.C. is a ten-outa-ten, yah!
Eva loves Mavis
Eva loves Mavis
Eva loves Mavis
Eva!
Eva!
loves Mavis!
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The pacing was very good, but I really didn't care for the subject.
viva lesbians
Did a lot of studying for this one Stuart???? 8P''''
Well, of course Eva Longoria loves Mavis Staples! She's a great singer! Wait... that's not what you meant? Uh-oh... Gives a whole new meaning to "I'll Take You There"...
I like your Sapphic satire.
Stu, I just moved to Vegas, and can't find a lesbian anywhere. J/K, there are three on my bed as we speak, auditioning for my upcoming Viva Las Lesbos musical production, coming to internet monitors all over the world soon :-D. Hard song to pace, and you nailed it, mate. Loved the subject, and would expound more, but Madonna and Brittney are demanding attention, so gotta run. High 5's
Top job, funny concept and content
thanks Pat - er, you do realise that what I'm lampooning here are those stupid straight girls who PRETEND to be lesbians, either to shock, or to try to get some street cool - like those tATu girls - I certainly didn't aim to offend anyone (but them)
thanks alvin and Matthias and MP (nice going on finding a real-life Mavis, MP!):-)
thanks for picking up the satirical tone, JAB, and how cool is that word 'Sapphic' !
LOL Dee! Yes, Sandra Bernhard must've been DEVASTATED when Madonna passed her over for Britney (maybe she could hook up with Portia) - thanks mate! (and cannot WAIT for my express delivery of Viva Las Lesbos!
thanks AFW :-)
thanks alvin and Matthias and MP (nice going on finding a real-life Mavis, MP!):-)
thanks for picking up the satirical tone, JAB, and how cool is that word 'Sapphic' !
LOL Dee! Yes, Sandra Bernhard must've been DEVASTATED when Madonna passed her over for Britney (maybe she could hook up with Portia) - thanks mate! (and cannot WAIT for my express delivery of Viva Las Lesbos!
thanks AFW :-)
Oh, Stu...I didn't know straight girls pretended....I thiught it was just the 'bi's trying to be in by pretending. I think from now on with yours I'll just vote straight 5's and say "good job...fill in the blanks____" lol.
What a hoot! No coming/internal plumbing! Great
ha, well Pat (and to also answer Matthias's question) um, no, I HAVEN'T done a lot of study on this topic, so I don't really know what I'm talking about at all really, except that I remember it being revealed that the tATu girls were definitely straight, and I also know that gay women have always despised LUGs, pretty understandably...
thanks TJC for reading "my,well,nice" parody ;-)
Good one Stu. Alvin said what I wanted to :)
thanks Pip!
Damn you, McArthur! I've been working on my Elvis lesbian parody for 3 days now...no, seriously; I have......ah well, this was an absolute treat. I've been trying to come up with a good title spin on VLV for ages, but I doubt it would be as good as this wangdoozler! 555+
ha! I knew it! that's why I rushed mine through! j/k - thanks Kristof - I thought it would be straightforward, pacing-wise, but sheesh!
DEC:- lot work in this one well done
(Decathlon - Event 3) At first I was wondering what the hell the title meant when I read it, but now that I've read the parody...you are one sick little bastard. You do know that, don't you?! Anyways, well done!
No Anne Heche? Oh well. I didn't get the pretending part, but enjoyed it before reading those comments anyway. I guess the parody works both ways, so to speak =)
(DEC3) See above...I repeat, WANGDOOZLER!!!
(Decathlon) Awww, that's sweet ... ;-)
Decathlon...I was sure I wasn't the only one who was thinking of Eva Longoria...good thing Mister Pacholek and I think alike! =)
a parody about lesbians? you auto win, 5s
(ABC4) This was funny and over (on) top!
As hot as ever!!!
(ABC4) "tATu are gross! (we can out-kiss them)" was interesting. You know something interesting about that group is that neither one is gay, they were doing it as a publicity stunt, which is unfortunate because "All The Things She Said" has to be the most direct support for lesbian song ever released. "ooh-we always hate THEM but they are COOOL if they are gay-y" Intriguing yes. . .
(ABC4) And to think I nearly forgot about this little gem! Brilliant!
ABC- I had a gay ol' time. No seriously- I love the title sub, and being an average hot-blooded heterosexual male, I'd have to say the subject matter was very intriguing. Very good work, Stu.
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