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Song Parodies -> "The Wonder of Glue"

Original Song Title:

"The Wonder of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"The Wonder of Glue"

Parody Written by:

NoNosedDog

The Lyrics

Sorry but I had to squeeze an extra verse in.. Can I claim poetic license?
When you have things in your possession
Which look quite lost all by themselves,
Or you have items that are broken
In tiny pieces on your shelves,
I have just the thing to lend a hand
And make your dreams come true,
That's the wonder - the wonder of glue..

There's a variety of glue types
To aid your unifying quests,
Uhu's for paper, PVA's wood,
For plastic, superglue's the best,
But beware, take care, advice I'll share:
It sticks your fingers too,
Don't have blunders - no blunders with glue..

Glue is a widely used invention,
But still it must be understood
Its used not just for good but evil -
Things stuck that really never should,
But don't lose heart, the moral is
Never ever will you
Put asunder - asunder with glue..

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The Late, Great Lloyd Bridges (channeled by Michael Pacholek) - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit reading parodies! This one will stick in mind for a long time!
TJC - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever and nicely "anchored" to the OS... looks like I'm the second one to vote you fives... can you hear us clapping? That's the thunder.... the thunder of two!

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