-> "Here Comes Dracula"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Dracula"
The Lyrics
1. Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula,
Right down Dracula Lane.
Don't you see the vampire count
Flyin' o'er the main?
People screamin', am I dreamin'?
He's so scary and white.
Hang your crosses and say your prayers
'Cause Dracula comes tonight.
2. Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula,
Right down Dracula Lane.
He'll come around when the moon comes out
It's 'bout that time again.
Dracula will be a-snoozin'
When the sun gives its light.
So lets give prayers to the Lord above
'Cause Dracula comes tonight.
3. Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula,
Right down Dracula Lane.
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor; he'll bite you just the same.
When Drac sees that we're God's children,
Everything will be bright.
So make the garlic smell real strong
'Cause Dracula comes tonight.
Yeah, the vampire count comes tonight!
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