This stuff keeps coming
Crocs saved by plumbing

I checked my inbox this morning
And it was filled with crap
'If you forward this e-mail
I'm sure she'll take you back'

Some variant of:
'Be sure to forward, or else you die
Like young Lily, last July'

'Coke mixed with Pop Rocks'
'Please forward for cash'
Don't matter what it says
It's complete and utter shash

So then I make an e-mail address
To keep them far from me
But soon, my inbox is full of
'Death and lost kidneys'

And at the end there's:
'Be sure to forward, or Susie dies
She needs treatment, send times nine'

I do not know why my so-called 'friends'
Send me this ev'ry day
I'll toss it away, it ain't worth my time
Get more anyways, it doesn't matter

Why must I forward? It makes no sense
Don't believe it, don't be dense

Delete those e-mails
Those chain-type e-mails
I hate those e-mails