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Song Parodies -> "Wanna Wring Your Goldurn Neck"
Original Song Title:
"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Wanna Wring Your Goldurn Neck"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...no actual necks were wrung in the making of this parody...
boy, i wanna wring...your goldurn neck
my life, you've burned...now yours, i'll wreck
don't care, see ?...if its jail for me
happy i'll be...when i wring your goldurn neck
boy, i wanna wring...your goldurn neck
my wrath occurs...no way to check
i just blow...that's when you'll know
your face a-glow...when i wring your goldurn neck
they say i am unsteady
and off the handle, spring
they say i am unstrung
quite a temper, i do bring
and when i blow...i may hurt you
and then you...may turn blue
i just may squeeze...and take the breath from you
boy, i wanna wring...your goldurn neck
psyche comes unfurled...say "what the heck ! "
you'll break free...and run from me
and try to flee...but i'll wring your goldurn neck
you may go..run like a pro
because you know...i will wring your goldurn neck
my life, you've burned...now yours, i'll wreck
don't care, see ?...if its jail for me
happy i'll be...when i wring your goldurn neck
boy, i wanna wring...your goldurn neck
my wrath occurs...no way to check
i just blow...that's when you'll know
your face a-glow...when i wring your goldurn neck
they say i am unsteady
and off the handle, spring
they say i am unstrung
quite a temper, i do bring
and when i blow...i may hurt you
and then you...may turn blue
i just may squeeze...and take the breath from you
boy, i wanna wring...your goldurn neck
psyche comes unfurled...say "what the heck ! "
you'll break free...and run from me
and try to flee...but i'll wring your goldurn neck
you may go..run like a pro
because you know...i will wring your goldurn neck
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Funny. Take a deep breath and count to 5...3 times.
thanks IB...i feel better now
Calm down Alvin before you pop a vein. Learned a new word today - had to look up goldurn in the dictionary as we don't use that one over here.
thanks andy...ts just a derivative of "gosh darn" or an even more impolite expletive phrase
Sir Alvin, . . . I love it when you are unStrung, Sir !
thanks UnKnownVO...i come unstrung more often than a cheap guitar and i have twice as many frets
This has a good wring to it...good job, alvin
thanks AFW
Alvin, Alvin, Alvin!!!! Hilarious as always! I'm with AFW. Wring that SOB's neck off! Wring those 555's out of him!!!!
thanks christie, glad ya enjoyed
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