Song Parodies -> "Wring Glenn Beck's %&$#@ Neck"

Original Song Title:

"Wear My Ring Around Your Neck"

Original Performer:

"Wring Glenn Beck's %&$#@ Neck"

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The Lyrics

Glenn Beck is a hate-monger who needs to be reckoned with. Here is what I think of Mr. Beck..............

Well, I'd like to wring your f***in' neck?
To rid the world of you, Glenn Beck
Let them see your lies and greed
And let them see me come and wring your f***in' neck

I just wanna' wring your f***in' neck?
To rid the world of you, Glenn Beck
Let them know I hate you so
And they will know when I wring your f***in'neck

Well, when it comes to buls**t, Mr. Beck you are the king!
Your viewers are all stupid and believe most anything.
I only know that I hate you and that you are a fool....
So, Beck, we'd all do well to be rid of you

I just wanna' wring your f***in' neck?
To rid the world of you, Glenn Beck
Let them see your lies and greed
And let them see me come and wring your f***in' neck

Well, when it comes to buls**t, Mr. Beck you are the king!
Your viewers are all morons and believe most anything.
I only know that I hate you and that you are a fool....
So, Beck, we'd all do well to be rid of you

Well, I'd like to wring your f***in' neck
To rid the world of you, Glenn Beck
And let them know I hate you so
And let them know when I ring your f***in'neck
And let them know when I ring your f***in'neck
And let them know when I ring your f***in'neck................

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Old Man Ribber - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment

I may disagree, but one bombing is the ultimate form of hatemongering. Here are three 5s in the interest of being ...fair and balanced. Plus...you did a good job here. ;D

Patrick - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment

I don't get to listen to Beck very often. Glad you spared me all his hate-filled ranting. Enjoyed your song of tenderness, mercy, and love during this joyful season.

Michael Pacholek - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment

He's the king of BS? I think you give him too much credit there. Now, I wouldn't encourage actually wringing his neck, but there have been guys who've killed people, and others who've tried to, because they misinterpreted (or perhaps correctly interpreted) Beck's whacked-out comments. But let's hope that, like Professor Harold Hill of "The Music Man" (and unlike Larry "Lonesome" Rhodes of "A Face In the Crowd," to whom Keith Olbermann has also compared him), he comes to his senses and starts doing the right thing. I'm not holding my breath.

I Saw Rush Live 3 X So Far! - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Great job! Now let's FLUSH RUSH as well. The only Rush worth listening to, let alone that has anything to say all is a 3 - man band from Canada.

George Soros Exposed - December 13, 2010 - Report this comment

Beck recently did an expose on The Dark Lord, George Soros. The only person in the media to show the evil intentions of this powerful, behind the scenes billionaire. Like every other dipwad who says Beck lies, J in R, VA doesn't give any examples. That in itself is deserving of 1 bombs.

Jeff (the Author) - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Sorry George...... Elvis' original song didn't have any lyrics that rhymed with Muslim, death panel, or the N-word......

Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment

By the way...maybe I've asked this before...I used to know a Jeff in Richmond VA. You're not Varina's husband, are you? Weren't you Frank Pierce's Secretary of War? (Can't help myself...I'm a history geek!) ;D

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