As his shell dries

On a frosted eve in Candyland
A brave M & M will make a stand
Colonel Sweeto

Inner filling hides

Cause if there's one really scary thing
It's the treats of Lollytown discovering
Agent Sweeto
Agent Sweeto

People just don't understand
That not melting in your hand
Is the proudest thing an M & M can achieve

Underneath his candy hide
The chocolate that's inside
Is the thing the Lollies hate
Of this you can believe

Well the war burns

And a sudden sneak attack on the Lollies' lair
Rages away but the Chocolates spare
Colonel Sweeto
Colonel Sweeto

And it's widely known

So he tries to get his mission done
And he steals all the plans
And he wrecks all the guns
Of the Lollies
Of the Lollies

Finally with great suspicion
The Lolly King decrees
"All M & Ms, upon this day
They must be checked, by the TSA"

The detector beeps

As the guards gather round the M & M spy
They know underneath there is chocolate inside
Colonel Sweeto
Colonel Sweeto

And his cover's blown

In a package found by the Chocolates' hut
There's a sudden anguished cry of..."IT'S HIS NUT!"
Colonel Sweeto

And the children cry