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Song Parodies -> "Did I Dismember"
Original Song Title:
"Return to Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Did I Dismember"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
I remember back when the only people killing strangers were the postmen. Here is an ode to them.
I'm just your friendly little postman
I like the girls, you see
But when the body count's rising
They point the blame at me
(and now they wonder)
Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack
So when you see your friendly postman
Remember what I say
'Cause he might show up with an Uzi
And blow everyone away
(and then they'll wonder)
Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack
This time you know I did it myself
I killed her with my two hands
The police came 'round
The very next day
They don't understand
(and now they wonder)
Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack
I like the girls, you see
But when the body count's rising
They point the blame at me
(and now they wonder)
Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack
So when you see your friendly postman
Remember what I say
'Cause he might show up with an Uzi
And blow everyone away
(and then they'll wonder)
Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack
This time you know I did it myself
I killed her with my two hands
The police came 'round
The very next day
They don't understand
(and now they wonder)
Did I dismember
That girl next door
She's a hooker
Just one more
It is immoral
To kill like that
I'd say I'm sorry but a postman don't take no flack
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and while the mad delivery man walks menacingly towards his victim, all they can squeak out is a pleading "Please, Mr. Postman!" 5s
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