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Song Parodies -> "It's Now or Never"
Original Song Title:
"It's Now or Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"It's Now or Never"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
IT'S NOW OR NEVER
It's now or never,
Where do I go?
I'm in a quandary,
I just don't know.
My future is on the line,
It's now or never,
Who will be mine?
I have a problem,
Which is quite alarming;
I have two girlfriends,
And both are charming.
I'm now debating,
While the two are waiting,
Just who to choose,
And who will lose my love.
It's now or never,
Where do I go?
I'm in a quandary,
I just don't know.
My future is on the line,
It's now or never,
Who will be mine?
Donna's a redhead,
And is really pretty.
While Jane is smashing,
Superbly witty.
Must make my mind up
Who I have to wind up,
One I will kiss,
The other miss tonight.
It's now or never,
Where do I go?
I'm in a quandary,
I just don't know.
My future is on the line,
It's now or never,
Who will be mine?
It's now or never,
Where do I go?
I'm in a quandary,
I just don't know.
My future is on the line,
It's now or never,
Who will be mine?
I have a problem,
Which is quite alarming;
I have two girlfriends,
And both are charming.
I'm now debating,
While the two are waiting,
Just who to choose,
And who will lose my love.
It's now or never,
Where do I go?
I'm in a quandary,
I just don't know.
My future is on the line,
It's now or never,
Who will be mine?
Donna's a redhead,
And is really pretty.
While Jane is smashing,
Superbly witty.
Must make my mind up
Who I have to wind up,
One I will kiss,
The other miss tonight.
It's now or never,
Where do I go?
I'm in a quandary,
I just don't know.
My future is on the line,
It's now or never,
Who will be mine?
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