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Song Parodies -> "Return to Lender"
Original Song Title:
"Return to Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Return to Lender"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
RETURN TO LENDER
Return to lender
Return to lender
I borrowed money from a loan shark,
I didn't have a choice.
My friends were all worried
And told me in one voice... (they said together)
Return to lender, and straight away,
Or you'll be sorry, and rue this day.
I wanted money, to buy a car,
But since I can't drive, I don't think that I'll get too far.
I never thought of consequences;
I didn't have a clue.
So my friends they all gathered
And told me what to do... (they said together)
Return to lender, and straight away,
Or you'll be sorry, and rue this day.
I've listened to what my friends have said,
I need to get back on track.
No further delay, I'll be on my way and pay the money back.
(I won't be sorry)
Returned to sender, and straight away,
I won't be sorry, won't rue this day.
Returned to sender,
Returned to sender,
Returned to sender,
Returned to sender.
Return to lender
Return to lender
I borrowed money from a loan shark,
I didn't have a choice.
My friends were all worried
And told me in one voice... (they said together)
Return to lender, and straight away,
Or you'll be sorry, and rue this day.
I wanted money, to buy a car,
But since I can't drive, I don't think that I'll get too far.
I never thought of consequences;
I didn't have a clue.
So my friends they all gathered
And told me what to do... (they said together)
Return to lender, and straight away,
Or you'll be sorry, and rue this day.
I've listened to what my friends have said,
I need to get back on track.
No further delay, I'll be on my way and pay the money back.
(I won't be sorry)
Returned to sender, and straight away,
I won't be sorry, won't rue this day.
Returned to sender,
Returned to sender,
Returned to sender,
Returned to sender.
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