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Song Parodies -> "Moore Burns Pretender"
Original Song Title:
"Return To Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Moore Burns Pretender"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Satire about Michael Moore's wildly successful anti-Bush documentary, "Fahrenheit 9-11"
(instrumental intro)
Bush was upset that Moore exposed plans;
Bush said, "Attack Iraq!"
Pre-9/11 warnings: ignored while Bush sat back.
Bush has been outed!
Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.
His polls have dropped and all the world mocks
His pro-war zealotry.
Used terror alert warnings
To claims attacks there'll be.
Bush has been outed!
Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.
Shrub's crimes exposed; go see it yourself.
Film shown throughout in this land.
The right wing's attacks don't make much headway;
See Bush's crooked band.
Now go and watch it...
Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq...
(repeat chorus and fade)
Bush was upset that Moore exposed plans;
Bush said, "Attack Iraq!"
Pre-9/11 warnings: ignored while Bush sat back.
Bush has been outed!
Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.
His polls have dropped and all the world mocks
His pro-war zealotry.
Used terror alert warnings
To claims attacks there'll be.
Bush has been outed!
Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq.
Shrub's crimes exposed; go see it yourself.
Film shown throughout in this land.
The right wing's attacks don't make much headway;
See Bush's crooked band.
Now go and watch it...
Moore burns pretender.
Shrub's mess now known.
Watch this summer.
Make Bush moan.
Bush spends and borrows.
His war goes splat.
Won't say he's sorry
That he lied just to bomb Iraq...
(repeat chorus and fade)
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