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Song Parodies -> "Return, Pretender"
Original Song Title:
"Return To Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Return, Pretender"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Things won't get better; Shrub's got no plan,
Except to just attack.
Ignored 9-1-1 warnings
To steal oil from Iraq.
Go vote this bum out!
Return, pretender!
Your mess has grown.
Low poll numbers.
Big spin zone.
With world, you quarreled,
While jobs went splat.
Won't say you're sorry?
This November, we'll send you back.
Just name a topic: Bush has failed;
Blocked... dissent, his specialty.
Used terror alert warnings
When blame comes back; he'll see...
We'll vote him out and...
Return, pretender!
Your mess has grown.
Low poll numbers.
Big spin zone.
With world, you quarreled,
While jobs went splat.
Won't say you're sorry?
This November, we'll send you back.
Through crime, Bush got to pay out himself,
And cronies in his sick band.
We must send them back Election Day
Our rights, we demand;
Let's exercise them...
Return, pretender!
Your mess has grown.
Low poll numbers.
Big spin zone.
With world, you quarreled,
While jobs went splat.
Won't say you're sorry?
This November, we'll send you back.
(repeat chorus and fade)
Things won't get better; Shrub's got no plan,
Except to just attack.
Ignored 9-1-1 warnings
To steal oil from Iraq.
Go vote this bum out!
Return, pretender!
Your mess has grown.
Low poll numbers.
Big spin zone.
With world, you quarreled,
While jobs went splat.
Won't say you're sorry?
This November, we'll send you back.
Just name a topic: Bush has failed;
Blocked... dissent, his specialty.
Used terror alert warnings
When blame comes back; he'll see...
We'll vote him out and...
Return, pretender!
Your mess has grown.
Low poll numbers.
Big spin zone.
With world, you quarreled,
While jobs went splat.
Won't say you're sorry?
This November, we'll send you back.
Through crime, Bush got to pay out himself,
And cronies in his sick band.
We must send them back Election Day
Our rights, we demand;
Let's exercise them...
Return, pretender!
Your mess has grown.
Low poll numbers.
Big spin zone.
With world, you quarreled,
While jobs went splat.
Won't say you're sorry?
This November, we'll send you back.
(repeat chorus and fade)
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