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Song Parodies -> "Vicious Piles"
Original Song Title:
"Suspicious Minds"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Vicious Piles"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
All caught in a crap,
Oh can't walk out,
I cut a loaf that's too long baby
Don't you just see,
Ex-Lax did this to me,
And all that oat bran I ate today
This can't go on forever,
Sh*tting vicious piles
How can we build our dreams,
In
These vicious piles?
And if an
Old friend
I know,
Drops by to say hello,
Friend or foe, will he
Understand my
Cries?
Kindly I have been,
Yearning for that friend,
Oh can't he see the smile
Under my eyes?
And that
Old friend
Is
Dumping,
Ever-vicious piles
As
That old friend
Strains
Hard
In,
Their own vicious piles
And
Oh
I
Do
Feel,
you seek a "Why?", oh, you...
...do, yeah, yeah!
All caught in a crap,
Oh can't walk out,
I cut a loaf that's too long baby
Don't you just see,
Ex-Lax did this to me,
And all that oat bran I ate today
This can't go on forever,
Sh*tting vicious piles
How can we build our dreams,
In
These vicious piles?
Oh can't walk out,
I cut a loaf that's too long baby
Don't you just see,
Ex-Lax did this to me,
And all that oat bran I ate today
This can't go on forever,
Sh*tting vicious piles
How can we build our dreams,
In
These vicious piles?
And if an
Old friend
I know,
Drops by to say hello,
Friend or foe, will he
Understand my
Cries?
Kindly I have been,
Yearning for that friend,
Oh can't he see the smile
Under my eyes?
And that
Old friend
Is
Dumping,
Ever-vicious piles
As
That old friend
Strains
Hard
In,
Their own vicious piles
And
Oh
I
Do
Feel,
you seek a "Why?", oh, you...
...do, yeah, yeah!
All caught in a crap,
Oh can't walk out,
I cut a loaf that's too long baby
Don't you just see,
Ex-Lax did this to me,
And all that oat bran I ate today
This can't go on forever,
Sh*tting vicious piles
How can we build our dreams,
In
These vicious piles?
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| 5 | 16 | 14 | 14 |
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I can see this took a lot of ..Preperation!...And you done a good job!..5's
love the whole thing
Thanks very much, Airfarcewon & dioa!
Funny--You're one of the last people here I would have thought was full of shit
Quite appropriate, JD, given where Elvis allegedly was located when he sloughed off the mortal coil.
Man, what a shitty parody. Now wipe and give me five. .
Rick D, John Barry and Guy...
Acrostically-obliquely I do express abundant thanks...slyly hidden in trickiness!
Acrostically-obliquely I do express abundant thanks...slyly hidden in trickiness!
555 Had to dig through some vinyl to hear this oldie...sounds like you got a load off! And your last message is hilarious!
I don't know how you kept this one inside for so long.
Very funny, Johnny! 5's
Thank you, Dee and Jeff. Acrostic obfuscation is delightfully fun, upliftingly crazy kookiness, yet often unnoticed...
Thanks Adagio!
peanut butter , banana and bacon sandwiches will do that to ya...5s
wrong brand of oat bran I reckon, and LOL Alvin - funny read johnny - 555
Thanks, Alvin & Stuart.
Well Gollie, would you look at that..... 3 piles of 5 for you Johnny. (Lionel)
Well, Gomer beat me to it, but I'm piling on some more 5's for you here, JD...
Thanks very much, Gomer-Lionel & Paul Robinson!
Aaaarrrrggghhh!! I see you didn't have to strain to get this one out, JD! 555
Not at all, Kristof, not at all! Thanks!
I think "Dioa" is you. Either that or he/she/it was trying to get cheap laughs by spelling an anti-poop critic's name backwards. Btw, I don't really care for this but I'm sure it's well paced so I will give you a 5 for pacing, but 2 for how funny and overall.
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