Aren't your clothes a bit tight?
Don't you think that they might
Start to tear and come ripping apart?
Or do you think they'll stay
And they won't fall away
But what will you do if ever they start?
Do you know all the answers?
And do you have a cure?
Now you say that they'll hold up
But are you really sure?
Let me tell you one thing
It's all held up by one string
Now, don't you think that your clothes are too tight?

(spoken)
I wonder if your clothes are too tight?
You know, someone said, the world's a stage
And each must dress their part
But honey what you're wearing
Just isn't very smart
Your shirt looks like it's very painful to wear
And how'd you button your sleeves?
The way it cuts across your chest
It's a wonder you can breathe
And your pants are so tight
You must have painted them on
And how can you walk around all day
When the feeling in your legs is gone?
Oh honey, you lied to me when you said they fit you
And they're so comfortable to wear
Those clothes will never fit you baby
They're so tight they're gonna tear
Now the stage is lit and your clothes don't fit
They're coming apart at the seams
The men all stare at what you wear
They like it alot it seems

Let me tell you one thing
It's all held up by one string
Now don't you think that your clothes are too tight?