-> "Ragnarok"
Original Song Title:
"Jailhouse Rock"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ragnarok"
The Lyrics
wanna have a tussle on a open field?
your forebears will be there if Odin likes their skills
Fenrir's jumpin' and soon he will break his chains
you should be there to battle in the end of days
let's brawl, everybody, let's brawl
every giant and every god
be fighting to the ragnarok
Heimdal gives the signal blowing on his horn
a boat of nails ships Loki and the giants on
the worldly tree called Yggdrasil will tremble fast
us gods and warriors are gonna kick some ass
let's box, everybody, let's box
everybody dropping dead like rocks
the hell, this is the ragnarok
Odin leads the warriors to fight for real
until the wolf Fenrir eats him for his meal
Freyr wields no weapons, he's the god of peace
so fire giant Surt can kill him easily
let's spar, everybody, let's spar
use spears, shields, axes, and swords
use weapons in the ragnarok, now rock!
(short instrumental)
the vengeful Vidar stabs ol' Fenrir in his heart
the wolf will need a surgeon or he won't get far
Thor will give the Midgardsnake a thunderclap
he too will snuff it by the snakes ol' poisoned yap
let's war, everybody, let's war
all the monsters can swallow you up
the challenge of the ragnarok
then we'll say to Vidar, "Man, for Asgard's sake,
Surt is spreading fire, messing up the place!"
Vidar says: "Don't spoil the fun, it lasts to six,
'cause afterwards eternal peace will have it fixed"
let's brawl, everybody, let's brawl
every giant and every god
be fighting to the ragnarok
fighting to the ragnarok
fighting to the ragnarok
fighting to the ragnarok...
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