-> "Worrying Signs For A Newbie Exorcist"
Original Song Title:
"Little Egypt"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Worrying Signs For A Newbie Exorcist"
The Lyrics
Well I was just a newbie exorcist
I wuzn't too prepared for this
solo-o-o-o-o
Til then I'd been a watcher - I
suspected there was much more I
should know-ow-ow-ow-ow
The girl to cop the exorcism
hurled a lot - and never in the
bowl-owl-owl-owl
these were
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
I sprayed some holy water, but it
made her go cavorting up the
wall-all-all-all-all
"You!" I thundered, "Down!" - and then she
grew a hundred pounds and ten feet
tall-all-all-all-all
She growled, "It's doubtful I'll surrender"
now she sounded like Lauren Ba-
call-all-all-all
these were
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
[BRIDGE]
I noticed in the corner while she gorged on cottage chips
4 blokes who looked like horsemen waiting for the 'pocalypse
(and then)
she SPAT her chips at one who turned all numb and serpentine
which insofar as I'm concerned's a worrying sign
I waved around her knees a cross, and
prayed "Cast out these demons God, puh
lea-ea-ea-ea-ease!"
She super-barfed and covered it in
gloopy stuff the colour of mint
lea-ea-ea-ea-eaves
The choc'late milk I'd brought for lunch she
clotted into sordid pungent
chee-ee-ee-ee-eese
these were
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
wo-rrying signs
So now, my mojo faltering
I found my phone and called up Lin-
da Blair-air-air-air-air
She said "You schmuck, without a doubt
you'd better get the f*** right out
of there-ere-ere-ere-ere"
The girl then 360'd her head, she
hurled and screamed "Yeah, he's already
scare-are-are-are-ared!"
Goddamm...
RIGH - igh-igh-ight!!
Pet - ri-fi-ied!!
I - fled in fright
I - had no pride
Deep - in the night
me - on my bike
beat (well, not quite)
the - speed of light
etc. etc
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