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Song Parodies -> "Its Burned To Cinders"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Its Burned To Cinders"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i had a hunger for a roast, man
i put one in my sack
thought i'd have that evening
but my wife cooked it black

she overdone it

its burned to cinders
a mess, full blown
not much flesh here
just charred bones

there ain't no gristle
there ain't no fat
she said she's sorry
that my dinner turned out like that

so then i dropped it in the trashcan
and went to mickey d.'s
bought a ham the next morning
but now its history

she overdone it

its burned to cinders
reason unknown
did she slumber ?
use the phone ?

this time i'm gonna make it myself
to do it right, is my plan
and if it turns black
the very same way
it must be the pan

she overdone it

its burned to cinders
a mess, full blown
not much flesh here
just charred bones

its burned to cinders
its burned to cinders
its burned to cinders

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AFW - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
good n' beefy...this would have been the perfect version for that old Elvis movie, "Charro" ...the only film. in which he didn't sing, by the way..my fives
carol - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I want beef.... it's all burnt up! 555
Paul Robinson - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Geez, alvin...didn't you tell her you liked it "well done"? Gotta be careful what you ask for...lol...Your Parody? OH...yeah..."well done"...5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Ove[n] meat tender. 5s
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
So THAT's why Elvis and Priscilla split up...
alvin rhodes - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW carol paul john and michael
Adagio - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL. She probably was on the phone. Me, I burn dinner when online. 5's
Cat - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, you never cease to amaze me. =) One hell of a tasty parody.
alvin rhodes - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio and cat
PMS - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Another prime example of your rare talent.
Kristof Robertson - January 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the dinner invite, Alvin, but....um....nah.....:-) 555

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