you saw me biting in an apple
'cause pears are bad and so is soy
I don't eat meat or even eggs, milk
no more dairy for this boy

just the plain and simple apples
that humble wormies make decay
I pay a load to buy them sooner
I'm on fifteen fruits a day

I've mashed (I've mashed) and I've baked (I've baked)
and I've even fried
potatoes burn, they ain't quite as nice

now I'm happy with them apples
their seed will on the floor be spewed (floor be spewed)
yes, we gather and we plant them
just to make Big Apple Woods

you'll search (you'll search) and you'll search (you'll search)
but you'll never find
no lemon, nectarine, peach as fine

sink your choppers in an apple
that's the only fruit that saves (fruit that saves)
till your bursting with arsenic
then you'll shortly find... your grave
(then you'll shortly find your grave)