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Song Parodies -> "My Cow's in Estrus"

Original Song Title:

"It's Now or Never"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presly

Parody Song Title:

"My Cow's in Estrus"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

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My cow's in estrus
She sauntered by
She turned to focus
And winked her eye
'El Toro' will be her mate
My cow's in estrus
I pimped her date

When she flirts an' moos
Bellowing so tender
My bull's enraptured
He's so engendered
It's been his life's work
Making more livestock
It's his career
The calves she rears, grow fast


My cow's in estrus
Ain't actin' right
Can't help but notice
Her bovine plight
'El Toro', will change her state
My cow's in estrus
My bull can't wait


I want to help 'er
She paces the barnyard
She seems bewildered
Yet, so enamoured
Hormones are why'dem..
Other cows she been riding
She' s left to spaz
Till my bull has his way

My cow's in estrus
My wife's uptight
She's been a menace
She moos all night
A farmer can't choose his fate
My cow's in estrus
My wife's up late

My cow's in estrus
Farm life is great

My bull's is restless
His jewels ornate

My cow's in estrus
My bull can't wait
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