-> "No One Will Vote For Obama"
Original Song Title:
"Everything's Coming Up Roses"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No One Will Vote For Obama"
Parody Written by:
Bretton Palm
The Lyrics
Cindy McCain:
[Speaking] Finished? We're just beginning and there's no one to stop us this time!
I had a dream, a dream about you, Johnny
It's gonna come true, Johnny.
They think that we're through, but Johnny,
You'll be swell! You'll be great!
We can beat them - I know it's our fate!
Starting here, starting now,
Johnny, no one will vote for Obama!
You're okay! You're all white!
All America knows that you're right!
Shake those hands. Take a bow.
Johnny, no one will vote for Obama!
Now's your chance, dear. Show the world how it's done!
You can win, dear! I didn't marry a loser!
Start the bus! Light the lights!
You're a fighter so go out and fight!
You'll be swell. You'll be great.
I can tell. Just you wait.
That White House gate will open just for you!
Johnny, no one will vote for Obama, they'll all vote for you!
You can do it, all we need is a prayer
We can do it, Cindy is gonna see to it!
Start the bus! Light the lights!
You're a fighter so go out and fight!
We can win, wait and see.
There's the crowd! Follow me!
And nothing's gonna stop us 'til we're through!
Johnny, no one will vote for Obama, no not at all!
Everyone's voting for you, dear, and Palin too!
Everything's voting for you, dear, oh yes they will!
Everyone's voting for Cindy - they're voting for me!
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