-> "Grim Reaper"
Original Song Title:
"Matchmaker, Matchmaker"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grim Reaper"
The Lyrics
Grim Reaper, Grim Reaper
Reap me a death
Kill me a guy
Use crystal meth
Grim Reaper, Grim Reaper
Go grab your hook
And reap me that perfect death
Grim Reaper, Grim Reaper
Under your veil
Go bring her doom
Make people wail
Bring me that grave I've been longing to see
The end of human-ity
For papa
Go kill Skywalker
For mama
That guy with the bling
For me, well
Kill all the Fockers
Or my professor from typing
Grim Reaper, Grim Reaper
Reap me a death
Smite the Dell guy
Go scratch up Flash
Night after night I wish I'm alone
Don't reap me the death
Of my own
Funeral, Oh Funeral
Have I killed the best for you?
They're handsome, They're dumb
Alright, they're N*Sync too
But it's a nice try, a good death true?
True.
I'll promised I'll kill Jackson
And even if I forgot
There's more to kill than that---
Don't ask me what
Casket, I've found one
Won't he look good inside?
He's Barney, he's sprawled
I love him now he died
And he's deceased man, a good death right?
Right.
I went a killed a leper
He fell apart at night
So then I killed his neighbor
They were a blight
Do you think he would kill Prince?
Well he'll kill the best he can
With no weapons, no muscles, no cemetery playground
Be glad he killed a man!
Grim Reaper, Grim Reaper
You know that I
Want them all dead
Don't take your time
Up to this minute
They chilled in their hood
But I want them gone for good!
Grim Reapa'
Hell won't be gentle
Remember,
That you also died
It's not that
I've have gone mental
It's just that
They won't do suicide
Grim Reaper, Grim Reaper
Plan me some deaths
I'm in a rush
Murder I yearned
Playing with matches
I hope they get burned
So,
Dig me a dig
Doom me a doom
Kill me a kill
Reap me a reap
Unless they're a reapless death
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