Song Parodies -> "Will You Dump Me? (from "Swindler On The Loose")"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Love Me?"

Original Performer:

Fiddler On The Roof Broadway Cast

Parody Song Title:

"Will You Dump Me? (from "Swindler On The Loose")"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Trump and Priebus wake up in bed together after a long night of intervention, negotiation, interpenetration, and reconciliation. (Trump speaks) "Princess, I have decided to give Mikey permission to endorse that weak, pathetic, clueless loser, Paul Ryan." (Priebus) "What??? What for? He's done nothing, absolutely nothing!" (Trump) "He's got good hair, Princess. I like him. And what's more important, Mikey likes him. Mikey loves him. So what can we do? It's a new world... A new world. Love. Princess..."

(Trump sings) Will you dump me?

(Priebus) Will I what???

(Trump) Will you dump me?

(Priebus) Will I dump you?
With your polling in the crapper
And this dustup with the Khans--
You're still yuge, you're our nom,
Spray your face, be the Don!
Maybe the rigged election...

(Trump) "Princess. I'm asking you a question..."
Will you dump me?

(Priebus) You're a tool!

(Trump) "I know..."
But, will you dump me?

(Priebus) Not quite there yet.
For twenty-five weeks you've set off bombs,
Made up stuff, doubled down--
Coddled dictators, NATO-dissed,
After twenty-five weeks, now, Don,
Please remove your fist!

(Trump) Princess, the first time I met you
Was sometime back in May--
You were scared--

(Priebus) I was shy--

(Trump) I was winning--

(Priebus) I was fried...

(Trump) But O'Reilly and Sean Hannity
Said I'd set aside my vanity,
And now I'm asking, Princess...
Will you dump me?

(Priebus) I'm your bitch!!!

(Trump) "I know..."
But, will you dump me?

(Priebus) Should I dump him?
For twenty-five weeks I've rolled my eyes,
Forehead-slapped, kissed his butt...
Twenty-five weeks my ass is his...
My hands are tied! Gee whiz!!!

(Trump) Then you'll dump me?

(Priebus) If my staff approves...

(Trump) Then I suppose I'll dump you too...

(Both) We'll go our separate ways,
Give up the throne--
After twenty-five weeks,
Let's all go home...

©Bob "Unfit to Perv" Gomez 2016

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Bob Gomez - August 11, 2016 - Report this comment

To commemorate today's latest Trump bombshell (he called Obama and Clinton "co-founders of ISIS"), here are a few anagrams: Lord! Mad! Punt! Damn'd Lout PR. Mr. Loud Pant'd. Rand: Dump Lot! R. Paul, M.D.: Don't! U.N.: Amp'd Tod'l'r! Udd'rman Plot. Plod, Turd Man. Untrampl'd Do. Don Trampl'd U. Arnold: Dump T.! No D. Trump, Lad! M.O.: Plund'r Dat. Don't Drum, Pal!

Sarah Palindrome - August 12, 2016 - Report this comment

You keep doing this and overlooking some relevant comments... #1) Mr. Untold Pad, #2) Adult Porn, MD, #3) Damn turd pol, #4) Dumpland rot, #5) Add torn lump, #6) Ton lard - dump! #7) Damp nutlord, #8) Darn mud-plot.

Bob Gomez - August 14, 2016 - Report this comment

Great work, Sarah! Love #3 especially. Although maybe it should have been #2.

Sarah Palindrome - August 14, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks. We both overlooked the lexical virtues of "odd", as in #1) Odd palm turn, #2) Odd rum plant, #3) Odd plum rant, and also #4) Dr. Mould Pant.

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