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Song Parodies -> "Challah Bread"

Original Song Title:

"Chavaleh"

Original Performer:

Fiddler On The Roof (Musical)

Parody Song Title:

"Challah Bread"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

How appropriate for a Friday evening--except at Passover. If you don't know what challah is, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Challah Original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qtqZiB6hBo I added a couple of stanzas, which could go over the long instrumental section.
Little loaf
Little challah bread
Many of my neighbors never tasted you
Gentile immigrants they are
You're always gracing a Sabbath meal,
Or a side at a restaurant
Challah bread
Challah bread

Little loaf
Little challah bread
You are always such a golden little thing
Sprinkled with some sesame seeds
Soft yellow body and hearty crust
With a spreading of butter--yum!
Challah bread
Challah bread

Little loaf
Little challah bread
I've enjoyed your flavor many many times
Even though I'm not a Jew
They can't consume you at Passover
They must eat only matzoh, not
Challah bread
Challah bread

Little loaf
Little challah bread
I must take the bus or ride the subway train
They don't sell you in my 'hood
Search through the cafes and bakeries
Catch a whiff--ah!--and there you are
Challah bread
Challah bread
Challah bread
Challah bread...

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MasonR - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Challah & a shmeer....yummy!
2Eagle - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I know where you are coming from - Challah and brioche - I can't live without either of them.

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