Song Parodies -> "Graph Paper, Graph Paper"

Original Song Title:

"Matchmaker, Matchmaker"

Original Performer:

Fidller on the Roof

Parody Song Title:

"Graph Paper, Graph Paper"

Parody Written by:

Jereshroom

The Lyrics

College student sits at desk, looking at the homework problems "Linear Algebra for Quantum Physics", "Nonlinear Algebra for Smooth Physics", and "Calculus without Applications". The student gets out some graph paper and tries to start, but is baffled by all three subjects.

Graph paper, graph paper
Make me a graph
Find me a line
Sketch me a ket
Graph paper, graph paper
I skimmed through my books
Now make me the perfect graph

Graph paper, graph paper
You really excell
You have so many lines
All parallel
I suppose College-ruled does that too, technically
But you have them vertically

For Algebra,
I need conic sections
For Calculus,
I must learn slopes again
For me, well,
I wouldn't holler
If all the values were less than ten

Graph paper, graph paper
Make me a graph
Find me a line
Sketch me a ket
Graph paper, graph paper
Abstractions are grand
But I need a graph
To understand

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