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Song Parodies -> "A Plate Of Asparagus"
Original Song Title:
"The Age Of Aquarius"
Original Performer:
Fifth Dimension
Parody Song Title:
"A Plate Of Asparagus"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
when the moon is just about to rise,
and mom and dad have parked their cars
at dinner time we eat like gannets
dessert, is chocolate bars,
but first my mommy says a plate of asparagus,
plate of asparagus asparagus
healthy thing I'm understanding,
can I wrap some bread around them?
no more noodles or wet croutons,
can I get a veggie poutine?
fibre content is just one thing
and it helps with liquid dumping,
asparagus
asparagus
when the moon is just about to rise,
and mom and dad have parked their cars
at dinner time we eat like gannets
dessert, is chocolate bars,
but first my mommy says a plate of asparagus,
plate of asparagus asparagus
let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in
let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in
let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in
and mom and dad have parked their cars
at dinner time we eat like gannets
dessert, is chocolate bars,
but first my mommy says a plate of asparagus,
plate of asparagus asparagus
healthy thing I'm understanding,
can I wrap some bread around them?
no more noodles or wet croutons,
can I get a veggie poutine?
fibre content is just one thing
and it helps with liquid dumping,
asparagus
asparagus
when the moon is just about to rise,
and mom and dad have parked their cars
at dinner time we eat like gannets
dessert, is chocolate bars,
but first my mommy says a plate of asparagus,
plate of asparagus asparagus
let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in
let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in
let your son dine, let your son dine here
your son, dines in
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I am now craving for a plate of asparagus, plate of asparagus...
Nice angle on this one Malky.
Nice angle on this one Malky.
I liked it !
Very funny, malcolm! 5/5/5
Restoring my 5-5-5 vote.
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