Whoa he rakes in the suckers’ cash
At scammed he laughs
He’s always been an expert at
Sucker shaft

On the marks he’ll money-pounce
Gets ’em and gets ’em good
Always done it ’cause he knew he could
Aplomb at fleecin’ by sellin’ Chinese crap

So good at sucker shaft
He is so good at sucker graft

Many stooges in the world, he’s
Gonna get a share
Of banks accounts, selling badly-made fare

He’ll aways filch a lotta money
Empty out their cache
Deranged folks love him
And buy his worthless trash
Can’t understand, he lies
Don’t know fraud from fact

Easy to sucker shaft
And commit lots of sucker graft
Snare money from his sucker shaft
So adept at sucker graft

Well, he’s a sucker-graft queen
Had gender surgery, now Ms.
He’s now got a mound between
Legs, and faux mammaries

Some day he will get lays
From his sofa pal Vance
Once he pulls out from the stuffing his lance
He’ll peak then purr
Though he doesn’t like cats
He’ll move sofa shaft
Right on into his Sugar’s shaft
And then he’ll help sucker shaft