Song Parodies -> "Tom Cruise"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

"Tom Cruise"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

old films, with him, i will never choose
no use watchin' 'em...i won't be amused
cause he's a pest and he's been blowin' a fuse
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

well, we saw him jumpin'...crazy as a man can be
he likes tall women...though he's just five foot three
and brooke shields, he's been knocking...what a vicious attack
he's kinda spooky kooky...could it be that he's cracked ?
cause he's a mess...he seems dazed and confused
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

i like to go to movies, baby...i ain't lyin'
but if this clown is in 'em...i won't take the time
i'd be depressed....or else, have me a snooze
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

he thinks he's something...cause of scientology
that weird religion...makes no damn sense to me

screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
screwy...screwy, baby
tell me what's been shakin' with this tom cruise

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Agrimorfee - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Suh-weet! Too bad a line about Katie H. probably wouldn't have fit too well. Great refrain..."Screwy baby!"

John Barry - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm with you, but he's Olivier compared to Keanu. 5s

Johnny D - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

5s, and to continue along John Barry's line of reasoning, a cubic centimeter of the vacuum of space is Olivier to Keanu. But at least a vacuum and Keanu have one thing in common.

Arwen - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL!! I could not have said this better myself, Alvin! I have been trying to think of a Tom knocker for a while now...great job!

Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

What's the difference between Tom Cruise and trying to parody a Fifties rock song like "Sea Cruise"? Trying to parody a Fifties rock song is a TALL ORDER. I knew someone who went to Glen Ridge High School in North Jersey with Tom Cruise. He was on the wrestling team in 1980 when my friend was a freshman. (In 1989, members of that team would infamously take advantage of a retarded girl at a kegger.) My friend says Tom was weird then, but at least he was quiet. Now he's weird and loud.

Michael Pacholek - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Agri: What did Tom say to Katie when he discovered she was shorter? "Holmes, you astound me!" Johnny B: Maybe Tom can get the aliens to give him a Baronet like the Queen gave Olivier. Johnny D: Yeah, nature abhors them both. Arwen: I thought you were trying to think of a Vin knocker or an Orlando knocker. Or is my mind dirtier than usual today? (Now I'm gonna get smacked, but the laugh was worth it.)

Jimbo - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Ahhh...like a breath of fresh air...a finley crafted paradoy that would go well with pinto beans and a diet coke. :^{)

alvin rhodes - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks agrimorfee john johnny arwen michael and jimbo

Arwen - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Michael, I don't have to TRY to think of a Vin knocker OR an Orlando knocker...they're always on my mind anyway...; ) I'll still smack you though...if you want me to.

Kyla - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment

I do believe this was a 50's song, Alvin...but it's a fantastic parody about one of my favorite actors. I especially like the "screwy, baby" lines. I must give it a perfect 5.

Lucidlupin LeeBee - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Great parody & I can't stand him either (or Hubbard's Scientology m'larky) ....

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